All aboard the "Like" train
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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young woman proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,". And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
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source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/trainjokes.html
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the railway company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
'Congratulations,' the lawyer remarked to the engineer when it was over. 'You did superbly under cross-examination.'
'Thanks,' the engineer murmured, 'but he sure had me worried.'
'How's that?' the lawyer inquired.
'I was afraid he was going to ask if the damned lantern was lit.'
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
'Congratulations,' the lawyer remarked to the engineer when it was over. 'You did superbly under cross-examination.'
'Thanks,' the engineer murmured, 'but he sure had me worried.'
'How's that?' the lawyer inquired.
'I was afraid he was going to ask if the damned lantern was lit.'
All Aboard the ... Nope, not you!
#notatrain #sueme
#notatrain #sueme
An engineer stepped off the subway platform and touched the third rail. Why didn't he get electrocuted?
Because he's not a conductor!
Because he's not a conductor!
A large passenger train was crossing crossing the country. Somewhere in Kansas one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the second engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not an airliner."
Farther on down the line, the second engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not an airliner."
This is the longest train I've ever seen:
That's what she said...This is the longest train I've ever seen:
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