So I’m waiting to meet my daughter in Starbucks parking lot. I see a crow eating pizza crust. He stops and calls out and several other crows join him. They all peck at the crusts for a while and get their fill and roost in a tree close by. Now comes the gulls. They descend upon the crusts in a flapping feathery chaotic frenzy screaming at each other. One tries to fly off with what’s left, has trouble gaining altitude, and gets hit by a car in the highway. So the gulls leave. Then one crow shows up with a stick and places it right where the crust was and they all fly off. So that’s my morning so far.