Either/or

[gunslingerdick]

More likely to eat:

Squeeze bacon?

OR

Canned cheeseburger?

More likely to succeed:

Johnny Football?

OR

RGIII

More likely to listen to:

Justin Bieber?

OR

Nickleback?

More likely to go out on a date with:

Rosie O'Donnell?

OR

Whoopi Goldberg?

More likely travel destination:

Ferguson/St. Louis?

OR

Baltimore?

More likely to gain employment as:

Oil rig worker?

OR

Coal mine worker?

More likely cause of death choice:

Burn to death?

OR

Drown?

 

[heelbent]

Decisions, decisions...hard to choose.

But JFTR, I want Whoopi AND Rosie...

at the same time.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Squeeze bacon
Johnny Football
Nickelback
Good Lord.....lots of alcohol, and Rosie
Baltimore
Coal Mine worker
Both sound equally terrible but I guess burn to death. Psychologically, drowning seems absolutely awful. You need to breath and just....can't. Yikes

 

[Raising Heel]

WTH dude? This is not a happy thread.

* Cheeseburger - As nasty as that little meat cookie looks, the pretend bacon looks like the bowel movement from a distressed Yorkshire Terrier.

* RGIII - Manziel will make Browns fans long for the days of Tim Couch and Brady Quinn.

* Nickleback - I hate you.

* Whoopi Goldberg - Shaved eyebrows do it for me. Also, Rosie O'Donnell is a disgusting, fat piece of crap.

* Ferguson/St. Louis - For the barbecue, of course.

* Oil rig worker - You're weird.

* Burn to death - Would save money on cremation.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Bacon - Because bacon.
RGIII - Less likely to get shot or arrested.
Nickelback - Die in a fire for making me choose.
Whoopi - Just so I can yell Whoopi.
Ferguson - Because Baltimore.
Oil Rig - At least it's at sea. Can't imagine going down one of those coal holes.
Drown - Obviously.

 

[BillyL]

Bacon . . might be tasty.

RGIII . . . hometown team QB.

Nickleback . . lesser of 2 evils.

Rosie . . . I think she's cute.

Baltimore . . . the Inner Harbor is very nice.

Oil Rig Worker . . . because I'm an oily kinda guy.

Drown . . . I love to drink.

 

[lovetheHeels!]

Bacon, seems like it would taste better
RG3, he has been successful at the Pro level before
Nickelback, lesser of the two
Whoopi, only because she was on Star Trek:TNG
Baltimore, fun city normally been there many times
Oil Rig Worker, don't want to be underground
Drown, burning is really painful

 

[gteeitup]

the summer should be outstanding based on these latest threads...

squeeze bacon
jff
bieber
whoopi
baltimore
oil rig
drown

 

[coolwaterunc]

Canned Cheeseburger Challenge

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Canned Cheeseburger Challenge

Coolwater's hero.

 

[coryfly]

Bacon-Yeah, I mean, at least if you put it on a burger and it even just kind of taste like bacon you at least still have the burger to mix with it and be ok.

RGIII-He has shown he can be good. Manziel is a hot mess.

Nickleback-They have one song I like.

Whoopi-There are at least some sections of society that would see that as hip or something. I'm not going to lie though, much of my family would freak. Still, if there was any doubt the picture you used of Rosie was the tiebreaker. In both cases it would be a Tyrion/Sansa type relationship in terms of getting anything done.

Ferguson-I've always enjoyed St. Louis.

Oil Rig-It would be kind of cool to be out on the water. I have no interest in being underground just yet.

Drown-Especially if the water was warm.

 

[coolwaterunc]

Oh I forgot to actually participate in the thread.

Squeez Bacon - Like cory said, throw it on a burger with everything else, and it shouldn't be bad. Just don't put it on a canned burger.

RG3 - At least he was good for a year. Manziel will never see success as an NFL quarterback.

Nickelback - Come on man. I'm not a Nickelback fan by any means, but throwing them in with Bieber? They're not THAT bad.

Whoopi Goldberg - She was funny back in the day. At least some of her old movies and stuff would make for interesting conversation.

Ferguson - I don't really care, as I have no desire to go to either of them. Just picked the first on the list.

Coal mine worker - Some chicks dig the blue collar worker who comes home sweaty and nasty every day. Coal miners are the epitome of blue collar.

Drowning - I'm terrified of water, but burning would be excruciating.

 

[Raising Heel]

Whoopi-There are at least some sections of society that would see that as hip or something.

She used to date Ted Danson back when he was kind of a big deal.

 

[Raising Heel]

Drowning - I'm terrified of water

All water? Does that mean you wouldn't go in the ocean, or a lake, or a pool?

 

[coolwaterunc]

All water? Does that mean you wouldn't go in the ocean, or a lake, or a pool?

I'll go into water only if my feet are able to touch the ground; I can't swim. I'll get in the pool, but I don't stay long since there isn't much to do. I usually just sit by the pool when we have gatherings out there or something. When I'm at the beach, I usually just chill out in the sand.

 

[Raising Heel]

Really? I love the water.

Now I has a sad.