...being a Wolpfack fan. Their obsession with their "crusade" of "informing the world" about the Great Unpleasantness just seems like it's usurping every second of their day and every fiber of their being. There's countless example all over social media and the Internet. It doesn't matter if you're affiliated with UNC or not, if you tweet anything about UNC athletics or write any article about UNC, even as simple as a season preview, there's 90% odds that the comment section will feature a fine Moo specimen stating some garbled message with the words "death penalty .... tarnished ... going to class .... conspiracy ... Swofford ... cheating."
Wolpfies must sit on Google and Twitter (no doubt they divide the territories among themselves for better, more thorough trolling and "gospel-spreading") all day, hitting F5 on their search queries, waiting for any new tweet or article to pop up so they can POUNCE to that comment section, and RIFLE OFF a snarky question/comment or two. You can find these examples anywhere, but here's one I saw last night:
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Bucky BrooksVerified account@BuckyBrooks
Really digging the new @TarHeelFootball uniforms. Nobody's blue is like #OurBlue #GoHeels
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5:49 PM - 21 Apr 2015
Okay cool. NFL Network analyst and former Tar Heel Football player Bucky Brooks casually states that he likes the new Carolina digs. Now, BB is a fairly obscure follow for a Wolpfie, but rest assured, FackNation was all over this tweet too. Four comments down, an undoubtedly genius, successful, and powerful space engineer and UNC-R alumnus states the following:
*clapping emoji* Well done, Mr. Webb! Excellent retort. Congratulations, you have successfully sleuth'd and scoured the Webz to locate a positive Tweet from a rather obscure (or at least he's from 20 years ago) former Carolina player and did you hold back? Uhm, is the Strength of the Pack the Wolf?!? You're damn right it is. Well done Mr. Webb. You sir, are one of the strong legionaries of the Wolpfack Army.
But seriously though, WPN has issues. Like their obsession is unhealthy and it continually amazes me each day. They have a 4+ page thread on CrackRide (as of last night) about OUR new uniform and brand. They need help. I don't think it's any coincidence that they've been terrible at everything for so long. I gotta believe that's karma doing its thing.
**llama hand signal** THN11 out.
Wolpfies must sit on Google and Twitter (no doubt they divide the territories among themselves for better, more thorough trolling and "gospel-spreading") all day, hitting F5 on their search queries, waiting for any new tweet or article to pop up so they can POUNCE to that comment section, and RIFLE OFF a snarky question/comment or two. You can find these examples anywhere, but here's one I saw last night:
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Bucky BrooksVerified account@BuckyBrooks
Really digging the new @TarHeelFootball uniforms. Nobody's blue is like #OurBlue #GoHeels
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5:49 PM - 21 Apr 2015
Okay cool. NFL Network analyst and former Tar Heel Football player Bucky Brooks casually states that he likes the new Carolina digs. Now, BB is a fairly obscure follow for a Wolpfie, but rest assured, FackNation was all over this tweet too. Four comments down, an undoubtedly genius, successful, and powerful space engineer and UNC-R alumnus states the following:
- Steven Webb @WebbNchba 13h13 hours ago
@BuckyBrooks @TarHeelFootball Will they get to wear them when they receive the "death penalty?"
*clapping emoji* Well done, Mr. Webb! Excellent retort. Congratulations, you have successfully sleuth'd and scoured the Webz to locate a positive Tweet from a rather obscure (or at least he's from 20 years ago) former Carolina player and did you hold back? Uhm, is the Strength of the Pack the Wolf?!? You're damn right it is. Well done Mr. Webb. You sir, are one of the strong legionaries of the Wolpfack Army.
But seriously though, WPN has issues. Like their obsession is unhealthy and it continually amazes me each day. They have a 4+ page thread on CrackRide (as of last night) about OUR new uniform and brand. They need help. I don't think it's any coincidence that they've been terrible at everything for so long. I gotta believe that's karma doing its thing.
**llama hand signal** THN11 out.