Poll: Let's talk about polls

[Raising Heel]

Not stripper poles. Not Polish people. Not the North or South Pole. Polls.

 

[coolwaterunc]

I'm just glad I can participate in a poll on the mobile site. Oh, and I love bacon.

 

[Raising Heel]

There is a curious percentage of OOTB posters with cats trapped in a dryer vent.

 

[Raising Heel]

28 total votes? That's not even divisible by 3. Which one of you chintzy bastards is shorting us on votes? Not cool, man.

 

[Raising Heel]

I see you, @keysersosay#1. Voted for both more polls and less polls. LOL.

 

[Raising Heel]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

This board needs more of these things, in the following order:

1. Strippers
2. Bacon
3. Polls

My crack staff is currently working on a stripper pole made entirely of bacon. Stay tuned....

 

[nctransplant]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

This board needs more of these things, in the following order:

1. Strippers
2. Bacon
3. Polls

My crack staff is currently working on a stripper pole made entirely of bacon. Stay tuned....

Ahhh, good one, crack and stripper in the same sentence!

 

[TarHeelNation11]

What we need is a Polish woman clad in a dress made entirely of magnets, dancing on a stripper pole in a luxury boss at a NASCAR track, during qualifying. Because then you'll have....

A sexy Pole dressed in poles, dancing on a pole, while waiting to see who wins the pole position

 

[Raising Heel]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

YES!! This post gets all the likes. All of them. *rushes home to watch the Fellowship of the Ring*

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm glad you took that as the good-natured humor it was intended to be.

It helps that I can "like" your post but then immediately make fun of it.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

@Raising Heel