The serious questions thread

[tarheel0910]

Did you know that 84% of statistics posted on OOTB are made up?

Did you know Homer Simpson said this?

 

[notashelbyfan]

If a frog had wings would he still bump his a** on the ground?

Idk it's got legs and won't walk!

 

[gunslingerdick]

Did you know that if a chicken had lips, you wouldn't have to kiss its pecker?

 

[heelz2345]

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Yesterday I saw you standing by the river, and weren't those tears that filled your eyes?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

How does the cue ball come out of a coin-operated pool table and not the other balls?

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[gunslingerdick]

 

[notashelbyfan]

 

[Raising Heel]

Girl = 7/10
Joke = 2/10

Not a question. Deal with it.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Why did @notashelbyfan have to go and break the thread?

 

[notashelbyfan]

Why doesn't the Providence coach go ahead and shave his whole head instead of looking like he has the mange?

 

[tarheel0910]

Why has no one posted in this thread recently?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

How much longer 'til the Heels play?

 

[TarHeelMark]

why the hell do people put these on their cars?

 

[Raising Heel]

why the hell do people put these on their cars?

I know, right?

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

How do you get rid of moles?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

How do you get rid of moles?

The animal, the spy, or the things growing on your skin?

 

[heelz2345]

 

[tarheel0910]

How upset is @gunslingerdick about @TarHeelNation11 having a longer thread than the random picture thread?

 

[gunslingerdick]

How upset is @gunslingerdick about @TarHeelNation11 having a longer thread than the random picture thread?

noob

For the record, the current Random Picture thread is the 3rd installment. The first 2 went as long or longer than the current one. Plus, not even THN11 can deny that the RPT is the greatest thread in the history of message boards.

 

[grillheel]

noob

For the record, the current Random Picture thread is the 3rd installment. The first 2 went as long or longer than the current one. Plus, not even THN11 can deny that the RPT is the greatest thread in the history of message boards.

Will you please phrase that in the form of a question?

 

[gunslingerdick]

Will you please phrase that in the form of a question?

Oh, did I forget what thread I was posting in?

 

[Raising Heel]

For the record, the current Random Picture thread is the 3rd installment. The first 2 went as long or longer than the current one. Plus, not even THN11 can deny that the RPT is the greatest thread in the history of message boards.

Did you know that despite having the same number of posts as the OOTB Basketball Thread, the RPT has about twice as many views? Did you also know those suckas can get up on that?

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Who is Mike Jones?

 

[Raising Heel]

Who is Mike Jones?

Can I get that for you?

 

[heelz2345]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?