Thread "Likes"

[prlyles]

Hi Guys,
I really hate to bring this up but I have only 38 "likes". To say that I'm hurt is putting it mildly. Hope you guys can step up your game and give me the recognition I deserve. At least until I figure out how to like my own post, then I won't need you ....

 

[Raising Heel]

And unfortunately, I've provided about 25 of those.

Have you tried being funnier?

 

[nctransplant]

Try this.

 

[prlyles]

And unfortunately, I've provided about 25 of those.

Have you tried being funnier?

Yes, Yes I have. I've tried very hard.

 

[Raising Heel]

Yes, Yes I have. I've tried very hard.

Hmm. Okay, then maybe that's not "your thing."

Have you tried volume posting? Try to post something on every single thread across THI's message boards. Doesn't matter if you actually have something to say. Just get out there and get seen. Seems to work for me.

(Also, insider tip: the kids today really seem to enjoy those rank 'em threads.)

 

[prlyles]

Hmm. Okay, then maybe that's not "your thing."

Have you tried volume posting? Try to post something on every single thread across THI's message boards. Doesn't matter if you actually have something to say. Just get out there and get seen. Seems to work for me.

(Also, insider tip: the kids today really seem to enjoy those rank 'em threads.)

I've thought about peppering my post with amusing anecdotes about everyday life or posting bits of trivia. how about that?

 

[Raising Heel]

If you're serious about likes, you'll post assets.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I think I could be persuaded to like some of your post. But nothing in this world is free, pryles.

 

[nctransplant]

Would this work?

 

[gunslingerdick]

Would this work?

Not as good as this does.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I've heard this will work pretty well too.

 

[gunslingerdick]

And I know from personal experience that these things are "like" magnets.

 

[prlyles]

I think I could be persuaded to like some of your post. But nothing in this world is free, pryles.

No, I want to earn them on my own, not by posting pics of women with very little clothes on (NTTAWWT).

 

[nctransplant]

I just passed out 3 quick likes!

 

[prlyles]

Would this work?

Always loved her nipples....

 

[nctransplant]

Good one here

 

[nctransplant]

Always loved her nipples....

I too am a fan of nipples

 

[gunslingerdick]

No, I want to earn them on my own, not by posting pics of women with very little clothes on (NTTAWWT).

Well,...then you might be S.O.L. There's no shame in my game. As RH has publicly acknowledged, I'll do anything for a like. So you have to decide what kind of poster you want to be. Do you want to have some honor and integrity and no likes? Or do you want to be the guy with all the likes who drives the expensive cars, waters the lawn with Dom Perignon and has woman throwing themselves at him? Your choice.

 

[nctransplant]

Well,...then you might be S.O.L. There's no shame in my game. As RH has publicly acknowledged, I'll do anything for a like. So you have to decide what kind of poster you want to be. Do you want to have some honor and integrity and no likes? Or do you want to be the guy with all the likes who drives the expensive cars, waters the lawn with Dom Perignon and has woman throwing themselves at him? Your choice.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I too am a fan of nipples

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

 

[nctransplant]

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Glad I am not Greg!

 

[gunslingerdick]

"Well, here's the deal...I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. And no one can hang with my stuff. I'm just big, hairy, American winning machine."

 

[nctransplant]

 

[prlyles]

Well,...then you might be S.O.L. There's no shame in my game. As RH has publicly acknowledged, I'll do anything for a like. So you have to decide what kind of poster you want to be. Do you want to have some honor and integrity and no likes? Or do you want to be the guy with all the likes who drives the expensive cars, waters the lawn with Dom Perignon and has woman throwing themselves at him? Your choice.

But how will I face the man in the mirror every morning? I feel cheap just talking about it...

 

[gunslingerdick]

But how will I face the man in the mirror every morning? I feel cheap just talking about it...

 

[nctransplant]

This is how I roll.

 

[Raising Heel]

Not as good as this does.

Whore.

(You, not the girl.)

 

[coolwaterunc]

I find it concerning that, apparently, he had 38 likes at the time he posted this thread, and now he has 31.

 

[nctransplant]

I find it concerning that, apparently, he had 38 likes at the time he posted this thread, and now he has 31.

Must have been a rounding error.

 

[prlyles]

I find it concerning that, apparently, he had 38 likes at the time he posted this thread, and now he has 31.

I now have 48! Thank You Very Much....lol

 

[nctransplant]

I now have 48! Thank You Very Much....lol

Your "Likes Received" says 31!

 

[coolwaterunc]

Your "Likes Received" says 31!

Well that's weird. Says I have 60.

 

[prlyles]

Your "Likes Received" says 31!

You're right I was looking at my points, not my likes...

 

[gunslingerdick]

Your "Likes Received" says 31!

He's more pitiful than he thought.

 

[prlyles]

He's more pitiful than he thought.

True True...

 

[nctransplant]

According to Common Core my likes round to 180!

 

[prlyles]

According to Common Core my likes round to 180!

Well done my friend, well done....

 

[BillyL]

This is a 5 star thread . .

Excuse me mam, by any chance do you have 2 nipples for a dime . .

 

[prlyles]

This is a 5 star thread . .

Excuse me mam, by any chance do you have 2 nipples for a dime . .

This is a 5 star thread . .

Excuse me mam, by any chance do you have 2 nipples for a dime . .

That's true, this thread has humor, sex, stupidity, everything. Feel free to "Like" all you want.

 

[BillyL]

That's true, this thread has humor, sex, stupidity, everything. Feel free to "Like" all you want.

I got the 'stupidity' part covered for ya . .