What is a bigger surprise here?????

[keysersosay#1]

The Rock as a minister marrying this couple OR the fact that this schlub is marrying this knockout blonde???

I am going with the latter.

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/pag...ock-johnson-surprised-fan-officiating-wedding

 

[TarHeelNation11]

That blonde is indeed hot

 

[JHVS]

The only surprise is that this is a Miami football player that found religion without prison being the catalyst.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

The only surprise is that this is a Miami football player that found religion without prison being the catalyst.

 

[Raising Heel]

Becoming an ordained minister is surprisingly easy. My nephew did it online when he was 15.

So I'm gonna go with the schlub marrying the blonde. Sure, she's pretty, but she has the Po.

 

[strummingram]

I'm going with spelling "schlub" correctly in the OP. Pejoratives are not always a giveaway, especially of Yiddish origin. Nice job!

The Rock is starting to look a bit like Paul Mooney to me!