5 most annoying Christmas songs

[heelmanwilm]

Yes they’re all annoying after about a week but there’s several that I have no interest in ever hearing.

5. “baby it’s cold outside” no means no dude

4. any country version of any carol

3. “Feed the world”. Or whatever tf it’s called, with all the celebrities singing. Just sick of it. The video shows bannanarama standing with music legends. That alone gets it on the list.

2. “I saw mommy kissing Santa clause”. Just plain disturbing. Kid witnesses mom cheating on dad and then calls him a cuck.

1. “Santa baby” basically some slut begging for gifts from her sugar daddy. I’m writing my own version. “Hey little girlie, i’ve got a big surprise for you, it’s true....”

 

[dadika13]

That whore Mariah Carey's Christmas song ranks #1 on the shit list for me.

 

[heelmanwilm]

That whore Mariah Carey's Christmas song ranks #1 on the shit list for me.

“I don’t want much for Xmas”

“I want you”

Bitch

 

[heelbent]

I hate that Peanuts crap they break out every Christmas with a purple passion.

 

[cletusnow]

Yes they’re all annoying after about a week but there’s several that I have no interest in ever hearing.

5. “baby it’s cold outside” no means no dude

4. any country version of any carol

3. “Feed the world”. Or whatever tf it’s called, with all the celebrities singing. Just sick of it. The video shows bannanarama standing with music legends. That alone gets it on the list.

2. “I saw mommy kissing Santa clause”. Just plain disturbing. Kid witnesses mom cheating on dad and then calls him a cuck.

1. “Santa baby” basically some slut begging for gifts from her sugar daddy. I’m writing my own version. “Hey little girlie, i’ve got a big surprise for you, it’s true....”

+1 on #3, and they’re liars to boot. There is is perpetual snow in Africa, on Kilimanjaro.

 

[Terror Beard]

5. “baby it’s cold outside” no means no dude

OMG. You swallowed the hook on that lame bitchfest some faggity virtue signalers threw out a couple Christmases ago? My goodness. Your testosterone level plummeted just now.

 

[Terror Beard]

I didn't even get past #1. After having gone back and read the entire OP, I'm thinking the President of UNCW's Feminist Society must have hacked @heelmanwilm's account and poasted such pseudomoralistic tripe.

 

[bluetoe]

Yes they’re all annoying after about a week but there’s several that I have no interest in ever hearing.

5. “baby it’s cold outside” no means no dude

4. any country version of any carol

3. “Feed the world”. Or whatever tf it’s called, with all the celebrities singing. Just sick of it. The video shows bannanarama standing with music legends. That alone gets it on the list.

2. “I saw mommy kissing Santa clause”. Just plain disturbing. Kid witnesses mom cheating on dad and then calls him a cuck.

1. “Santa baby” basically some slut begging for gifts from her sugar daddy. I’m writing my own version. “Hey little girlie, i’ve got a big surprise for you, it’s true....”

re: #3; any celeb kumbaya bullshit will always be #2 to me, and that isn't a rank. It's literally #2.

On the other hand, re: #5; you must not be in sales. No means 'you haven't quite convinced me yet, and I really want to be convinced...keep trying'. Of course, I'm from a time when date rape wasn't really a crime. Just kidding, sometimes it was a crime. And I would never do it.

To the list add anything sung by a fvcking chipmunk.

And if no one is going to start a counter thread, my favorite Christmas song...

 

[heelmanwilm]

OMG. You swallowed the hook on that lame bitchfest some faggity virtue signalers threw out a couple Christmases ago? My goodness. Your testosterone level plummeted just now.

I specifically posted that to trigger the gunslinger dude

 

[gteeitup]

the crosby/bowie drummer boy always seemed creepy to me...probably because of the video.

 

[heelmanwilm]

the crosby/bowie drummer boy always seemed creepy to me...probably because of the video.

will Ferrell does a parody of that that’s hilarious

 

[strummingram]

I hate that Peanuts crap they break out every Christmas with a purple passion.

You hate Linus and Lucy?


How about this version:

 

[bluetoe]

the crosby/bowie drummer boy always seemed creepy to me...probably because of the video.

LOL, if it has David Bowie and Bing Crosby together, the creepiness would have to be a given.

 

[blazers]

Silent Night.

It's just downer.

Plus way too long. Before it ends I could mindlesslyfinish off ten of those peanut butter cookies with hershey kiss in the middle.

And 'Round yon virgin Mother and Child' is just a weirdo line. What the hell is that? I expect to hear 'Yon' in "grandma got runnd over by a reindeer"

 

[heelmanwilm]

LOL, if it has David Bowie and Bing Crosby together, the creepiness would have to be a given.

it is bizarre. Def check it out then check out will ferrells parody

 

[heelbent]

You hate Linus and Lucy?


How about this version:

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Linus and Lucy should die and go to Hell for cursing my life with that tune. It just grates on my nerves.

 

[gteeitup]

will Ferrell does a parody of that that’s hilarious

that was outstanding...he and reilly are so good together...wonder how many takes that took?

 

[notashelbyfan]

“baby it’s cold outside” no means no dude

Like you haven't tried that hard to get laid after she said no the first time!

 

[heelmanwilm]

Like you haven't tried that hard to get laid after she said no the first time!

well....no....I haven’t. But it’s sarcasm. I don’t have a prob with the lyrics. I just hate the song and I used complaining about the lyrics to troll.

 

[HookUNC75]

Don't mean to hijack the op-ed but I just heard this one the other day. I think it's going to be my favorite moving forward.
Lit This Year

 

[bluetoe]

that was outstanding...he and reilly are so good together...wonder how many takes that took?

and Ferrell's look was even more disturbing than Bowie's. He actually out-Bowied Bowie.

 

[bluetoe]

nice christmasy video, always warms my heart...

 

[BorisSutherland]

I agree with you, those songs are really bad, but it is interesting how they are getting on the top of Christmas songs recommendations. It seems someone really likes those songs, and by someone, I mean a lot of people. Of course, it depends on the app you are using because for example on Apple music you can easily find one of those songs in the Christmas recommended playlist, but on other streaming services, like https://appcrood.com/jiosaavn is, you won't even find those songs.