Ok so I have a story that went down this morning at my work. For those of you who don't know, for about the past two years I've worked as the graphic designer at a store that screen prints t-shirts.
So this dude came into the office and wanted a shirt made. To paint a picture of who this guy was, it was a black man, about 55, wearing a t shirt with the kid from Boondocks on it. He also had about the longest finger nails I've ever seen on a man in person. Like National Geographic long. So he says he wants a picture on a shirt, and he pulls what he wants up on his phone. It's a meme of Negan from The Walking Dead as a flight attendant for United. So I say "ok, we can do that, just email the picture to the office or text it to me." Well he says for me to type in my number. So he hands me his phone, and I go to do it, and there is an icon or something like that covering some of the numbers. I try to hit the number without clicking the icon, but I accidentally hit it. Up pops a graphic sext message from a white girl who looked to be at least 25 years younger than him. So I close out of it real quick, and he doesn't notice. The icon disappears. I type my number in, and send the message.
So after a minute, the text comes to my phone, and the picture he wants isn't there, it just says "FW:" So I tell him we need to resend it. Well, he hands me the phone again, and as I'm typing my number, a new message pops up from that girl, the same icon appears, and I realize that the icon is her ID in the phone, but I now realize it's a tattoo across her lower stomach above her vagina, like I can see the top of her lady bits, but the icon cuts it off. I accidentally hit it because it pops up on the number pad and I was already typing, and up pops a different yet equally graphic sext. This time the guy sees, and he's like "Oh, whoops," and he takes the phone and exits out of it.
So I suggest at this point that he email it to us. Well he screenshots the image, and tries to email it, and we get the image on the office email. I open it up and the right half is the image we need for the shirt, but the left half is the same sext message! So I try to handle it the best I can, and I tell him we will crop that out, and fix the shirt like he wants, and he's like "Ok, sounds good." And he pays and leaves. So it has been an interesting morning for me so far.
So this dude came into the office and wanted a shirt made. To paint a picture of who this guy was, it was a black man, about 55, wearing a t shirt with the kid from Boondocks on it. He also had about the longest finger nails I've ever seen on a man in person. Like National Geographic long. So he says he wants a picture on a shirt, and he pulls what he wants up on his phone. It's a meme of Negan from The Walking Dead as a flight attendant for United. So I say "ok, we can do that, just email the picture to the office or text it to me." Well he says for me to type in my number. So he hands me his phone, and I go to do it, and there is an icon or something like that covering some of the numbers. I try to hit the number without clicking the icon, but I accidentally hit it. Up pops a graphic sext message from a white girl who looked to be at least 25 years younger than him. So I close out of it real quick, and he doesn't notice. The icon disappears. I type my number in, and send the message.
So after a minute, the text comes to my phone, and the picture he wants isn't there, it just says "FW:" So I tell him we need to resend it. Well, he hands me the phone again, and as I'm typing my number, a new message pops up from that girl, the same icon appears, and I realize that the icon is her ID in the phone, but I now realize it's a tattoo across her lower stomach above her vagina, like I can see the top of her lady bits, but the icon cuts it off. I accidentally hit it because it pops up on the number pad and I was already typing, and up pops a different yet equally graphic sext. This time the guy sees, and he's like "Oh, whoops," and he takes the phone and exits out of it.
So I suggest at this point that he email it to us. Well he screenshots the image, and tries to email it, and we get the image on the office email. I open it up and the right half is the image we need for the shirt, but the left half is the same sext message! So I try to handle it the best I can, and I tell him we will crop that out, and fix the shirt like he wants, and he's like "Ok, sounds good." And he pays and leaves. So it has been an interesting morning for me so far.
