Any corporate finance gurus (looking for investment help, not academic help)

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Any hot tips? I'm not looking for sound long-term investment strategy here, I'm talking get-rich-quick type stuff. As long as the covariance and standard deviations and Capital Asset Price Model look good I'm all set. And don't try me with that annuities crap, I've already been burned on that one, thanks a lot, Radar.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Invest in SADE.


(Suck a Dick Enterprise)

 

[Grayhead]

You can sell heroin till strum gets it legalized

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Put it all on Red.

If it hits - let it ride.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Put it all on Red.

If it hits - let it ride.

If it doesn't - borrow.

 

[jcolucci]

Pork belly is what's used to make bacon which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I hear oats are being sold for as much as $2.35 in some regions. Invest in oats.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

Well, bitcoin certainly worked for some people, but it could easily drop just as fast as it rose. My advice is to stay away from anything I invest in.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Opinions on the Roll-Out Tie Dispenser?

 

[Thurgood Jenkins]

http://www.horizonsetfs.com/etf/HMMJ

 

[prlyles]

I hear oats are being sold for as much as $2.35 in some regions. Invest in oats.

If you buy as much as 50 lbs I'll sell you all you want for half that price.

 

[bleeduncblue]

any company that makes white sheets or tiki torches.