Ask me anything.

[NoleSoup4U]

Go ahead.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

I'm heading out, but please...anyone who has an issue with me, let's air that issue out in this tread. I just ask you to please be patient, since I have a real job.

 

[tarheel0910]

Why should you use inorganic mercury salts instead of dimethyl mercury when calibrating your nuclear magnetic resonance device?

 

[Terror Beard]

I made Jesus shaped pancakes and accidentally burnt them. Am I going to Hell?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I made Jesus shaped pancakes and accidentally burnt them. Am I going to Hell?

Is this a Jew joke?

 

[Grayhead]

Didn't @Raising Heel have a thread a couple of years ago with an ask me anything title? Seems like he killed it with his responses.

Seems like this dude's job keeps him from answering

 

[Terror Beard]

Didn't @Raising Heel have a thread a couple of years ago with an ask me anything title? Seems like he killed it with his responses.

Seems like this dude's job keeps him from answering

I remember the “Ask a gay guy anything” thread. That was @Raising Heel ? Makes sense now.

 

[gteeitup]

you’re still here?

 

[dadika13]

Why should you use inorganic mercury salts instead of dimethyl mercury when calibrating your nuclear magnetic resonance device?

It depends, am I seeing the desired 2.1-2.6ppm shift in the Ketone proton while also seeing that shift be 100-170ppm in the carbon Alkene?

 

[tarheel0910]

It depends, am I seeing the desired 2.1-2.6ppm shift in the Ketone proton while also seeing that shift be 100-170ppm in the carbon Alkene?

Yes.

 

[dadika13]

Yes.

Ah, then yeah, only a bitch would use dimethyl mercury. That's why.

 

[carolinablue34]

I gotta itch on my left ass cheek but I’m too lazy to get up. Solutions?

 

[tarheel0910]

I gotta itch on my left ass cheek but I’m too lazy to get up. Solutions?

Stop letting your girl peg you and you won't be itching anymore.

 

[carolinablue34]

Stop letting your girl peg you and you won't be itching anymore.

She’s an “it” remember?

 

[dadika13]

Why do they always say split 8's in blackjack, even when the dealer has a 9 or 10 showing. You're supposed to always assume 10's will come out, why would I want to lose twice with 18/19 when the dealer I'm supposed to assume has 20?

 

[carolinablue34]

Why does RadioShack ask for your phone number after you buy batteries? Idk

 

[tarheel0910]

How do you solve this math problem?

 

[dadika13]

How do you solve this math problem?

 

[UNC71-00]

Why do they always say split 8's in blackjack, even when the dealer has a 9 or 10 showing. You're supposed to always assume 10's will come out, why would I want to lose twice with 18/19 when the dealer I'm supposed to assume has 20?

because not splitting almost certainly results in a loss (16 vs his 9 or face). You are basically splitting 8s in this situation in hopes of breaking even.

 

[tarheel0910]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[tarheel0910]

Is caramel supposed to be pronounced caramel or caramel?

 

[Terror Beard]

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

 

[carolinablue34]

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[Terror Beard]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

 

[carolinablue34]

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

Does it take a square ass to shit a brick?

 

[Terror Beard]

Does it take a square ass to shit a brick?

Does 40 lbs. of flour make a big biscuit?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

If your aunt had balls, would she be your uncle?

 

[dadika13]

Do 3 wrongs make a right?

 

[cletusnow]

Who buys ‘ribbed for her pleasure’ condoms?

 

[carolinablue34]

Do 3 wrongs make a right?

I believe four left turns make a right

 

[dadika13]

Who buys ‘ribbed for her pleasure’ condoms?

A gentleman.

 

[Grayhead]

If your aunt had balls, would she be your uncle?

Not sure, but @carolinablue34 would be prowling around. He likey those different types

 

[tarheel0910]

Not sure, but @carolinablue34 would be prowling around. He likey those different types

Chicks with dicks has @ticket2ride04's name written all over it.

 

[prlyles]

Go ahead.

You suck at this. You’ve not answered one damn question.....

 

[heelmanwilm]

Didn't @Raising Heel have a thread a couple of years ago with an ask me anything title? Seems like he killed it with his responses.

Seems like this dude's job keeps him from answering

Iirc it came on the heels of an “ask a gay guy anything” thread

 

[Grayhead]

Iirc it came on the heels of an “ask a gay guy anything” thread

I think that was a nole fan who posted for a while

 

[heelmanwilm]

I think that was a nole fan who posted for a while

Yepp i think so

 

[Terror Beard]

Iirc it came on the heels of an “ask a gay guy anything” thread

I think that was a nole fan who posted for a while

Yepp i think so

Wait, so @Raising Heel isn't gay?

 

[gteeitup]

Wait, so @Raising Heel isn't gay?

so “terror beard” isn’t similar to “mustache ride” but for the gay community?

 

[Terror Beard]

so “terror beard” isn’t similar to “mustache ride” but for the gay community?