Aw Snap...

[UNC71-00]

Look at the cover of this week's time magazine. Thanks Time, for getting everyone to imagine Trump as Prez.

You should have bought out Lyles- would have had more money for the vacation fund.

 

[gunslingerdick]

If Trump wins and you win all these bets you have going, what are you going to do with your new found wealth?

 

[Archer2]

Not a big Trump fan but anyone would be preferable to the Hildebeast. IMO, he picked a strong VP candidate in Mike Pence.

 

[strummingram]

I don't think the country has ever had a more "We're screwed either way" presidential election... ever. They both are spectacularly scary in their own way. Trump is a special, untested kind of wacky that I don't think I want to know how it could turn out. Fortunately, I have the most qualified ticket I've ever voted for in Johnson/Weld. Lawn sign and bumper sticker are on the way.

 

[Archer2]

Just curious Strum, do you think that ticket has even a 5% chance of winning?

 

[strummingram]

Just curious Strum, do you think that ticket has even a 5% chance of winning?

I don't really care. Why would I ever vote for either of those two? An unhinged egomaniac and a criminal who escaped being indicted? No thank you. I wouldn't trust either of them with a mop job. I could NEVER bring myself to concede that I think either of them should occupy that office. My conscience wouldn't allow me to do it. There is no "better" or "worse" to that pair. And, when I see a ticket with two former governors who did well in their tenures, on the ballot in all 50 states, I'm not hesitating. And, since the national election is basically rigged anyway, I can at least vote and know that I wasn't complicit in the further erosion of the whole thing.

 

[Archer2]

Good enough.

 

[UNC71-00]

If Trump wins and you win all these bets you have going, what are you going to do with your new found wealth?

That, my friend, is an excellent question. Options include:

• Buy Rivals and auto-reprogram Strum's political poasts to read "same shit, different thread, same shit, different thread, same shit, different thread, etc."
• Buy THN a plane ticket to India and agree to donate all of the rest of my winnings to the Rams Club if he agrees to go on a 2 week vacation there and eat 3 meals a day.
• Buy RH a new car. Otherwise he might not make it back from Nova Scotia
• Buy all of us penile implant surgery since Chick has told us we all have small penises.
• Buy Chick a vibrator so she will have something else to do besides whine
• Get Billy a new keyboard since his old one is obviously broken
• Buy 0910 some likes
• Hire a private investigator to locate missing poasters (I'm not naming no names lest one of them be lurking and get his feelings hurt if I forget about him)
• Buy Lyles a 10 lb bag of shredded Velveeta
• Hire a professional handicapper to assist me in the Football Pick Em Thread
• Pay Louigi's taxes

There may be other uses for the cash as well. I will poast as they come to mind.

 

[UNC71-00]

Double Snap.

Hillary has spent $57 million to Trump's $3.4 million thus far and Trump is still slightly gaining ground.

We are witnessing the 2016 version of Rope-a-Dope. When Trump finally comes out of the corner and starts swinging (which won't be until the Dems nominate HillDawg and are stuck with her), it will be an ass whipping of epic proportions. Think UNC over Mich St in the 09 finals but throw in a Danny Green t-bag on Paulus with a Peppers monster sack chaser.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

That, my friend, is an excellent question. Options include:

• Buy Rivals and auto-reprogram Strum's political poasts to read "same shit, different thread, same shit, different thread, same shit, different thread, etc."
• Buy THN a plane ticket to India and agree to donate all of the rest of my winnings to the Rams Club if he agrees to go on a 2 week vacation there and eat 3 meals a day.
• Buy RH a new car. Otherwise he might not make it back from Nova Scotia
• Buy all of us penile implant surgery since Chick has told us we all have small penises.
• Buy Chick a vibrator so she will have something else to do besides whine
• Get Billy a new keyboard since his old one is obviously broken
• Buy 0910 some likes
• Hire a private investigator to locate missing poasters (I'm not naming no names lest one of them be lurking and get his feelings hurt if I forget about him)
• Buy Lyles a 10 lb bag of shredded Velveeta
• Hire a professional handicapper to assist me in the Football Pick Em Thread
• Pay Louigi's taxes

There may be other uses for the cash as well. I will poast as they come to mind.

I'll take that vibrator in the 7 inch, thick girth size.... Thanks! Love & Higs xoxo

 

[UNC71-00]

I'll take that vibrator in the 7 inch, thick girth size.... Thanks! Love & Higs xoxo

I thought you didn't like small penises.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

I thought you didn't like small penises.

I never said that. I make fun of y'all because you guys think it matters to us. It really doesn't. AND angry fellas tend to be on the smaller side because they have bought into that nonsense, thus carrying a chip on their shoulder for no reason because they think they don't measure up (no pun intended). there is such a thing as too much and not enough but that's rare

 

[gunslingerdick]

I never said that. I make fun of y'all because you guys think it matters to us. It really doesn't. AND angry fellas tend to be on the smaller side because they have bought into that nonsense, thus carrying a chip on their shoulder for no reason because they think they don't measure up (no pun intended). there is such a thing as too much and not enough but that's rare

We act like it matters to y'all? Why would we care what matters to y'all? Big or small, sex is good for us either way.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

We act like it matters to y'all? Why would we care what matters to y'all? Big or small, sex is good for us either way.

Oh my... You must be a delight in the bedroom. I'm sure you don't care. I absolutely believe you on this one.

 

[Louigi]

Pay Louigi's taxes

 

[tarheel0910]

Buy 0910 some likes

 

[strummingram]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

• Buy THN a plane ticket to India and agree to donate all of the rest of my winnings to the Rams Club if he agrees to go on a 2 week vacation there and eat 3 meals a day.

Please don't.

 

[UNC71-00]

Please don't.

Then don't ask me for any more money for the Rams Club.

ETA- on a serious note, was I right in guessing that India is at the top of your list of places you would least like to go? Maybe only second to China, but I still think it is India by a nose.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Then don't ask me for any more money for the Rams Club.

ETA- on a serious note, was I right in guessing that India is at the top of your list of places you would least like to go? Maybe only second to China, but I still think it is India by a nose.

Of all the major countries (so discounting like Yemen and Tajikistan and shit like that), India would probably be my least desired place to visit.

- Awful food
- Awful over-crowding and poverty
- Awful heat (Okay, I'd be alright with that)
- Awful looking women.......like awful.

 

[UNC71-00]

I think some Indian women are HAF. I certainly prefer Indian women to Asians, as a rule.

 

[tarheel0910]

- Awful looking women.......like awful

prefer Indian women to Asians

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I think some Indian women are HAF. I certainly prefer Indian women to Asians, as a rule.

Uhm.....disagree. Maybe like 1 in 100 Indian women are attractive. That ain't a good ratio. As for Asian women..............I don't get the appeal or cachet of Asian women. They all look the same and the "hot" ones either look 14 or go out of their way with eye makeup to look more caucasian.

 

[toophly1124]

Uhm.....disagree. Maybe like 1 in 100 Indian women are attractive. That ain't a good ratio. As for Asian women..............I don't get the appeal or cachet of Asian women. They all look the same and the "hot" ones either look 14 or go out of their way with eye makeup to look more caucasian.

My gf of 7 years is Asian... She's pretty damn hot and she doesn't look 14 nor wear a lot of make up

 

[TarHeelNation11]

My gf of 7 years is Asian... She's pretty damn hot and she doesn't look 14 nor wear a lot of make up

Well played, sir.

 

[Blue2010]

Hard to stereotype this one. You can find HAF females in any nationality...the one thing I could concede is that the obesity issue could tip the scales on this one, for me. If we had the stats, I would bet that American girls (overall) would rank pretty low on the HAF scale, due to one too many trips to the Shoney's buffet.

 

[UNC71-00]

Uhm.....disagree. Maybe like 1 in 100 Indian women are attractive. That ain't a good ratio. As for Asian women..............I don't get the appeal or cachet of Asian women. They all look the same and the "hot" ones either look 14 or go out of their way with eye makeup to look more caucasian.

Considering the only Indian women you have seen are in Roswell, Sampson County or Chapel Hill, you are just going to have to take my word for it.

I have a great friend who is Indian and I wouldn't let you anywhere near his daughters.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I'm completely in THN's corner on this. I think most dudes are. That's why Asian porn is a hit and no one cares about Indian porn.

Porn doesn't lie. IMO, it's a fact. OFC

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Considering the only Indian women you have seen are in Roswell, Sampson County or Chapel Hill, you are just going to have to take my word for it.

I have a great friend who is Indian and I wouldn't let you anywhere near his daughters.

Ehh, if you say so. Also, I avoid Roswell like the plague lol. It's a carbon copy of Cary.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Hard to stereotype this one. You can find HAF females in any nationality...the one thing I could concede is that the obesity issue could tip the scales on this one, for me. If we had the stats, I would bet that American girls (overall) would rank pretty low on the HAF scale, due to one too many trips to the Shoney's buffet.

Woahh woah, what are you talking about? America has the hottest girls, on average, by far. Meaning, your average female in America is much more likely to be hot than your average female anywhere else. Yes, there are HAF females in every nationality.

 

[Blue2010]

Perhaps I am not all that well traveled, but I have never seen an obese Yung Kim. I have seen PLENTY of obese Rhonda's. Just saying.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Perhaps I am not all that well traveled, but I have never seen an obese Yung Kim. I have seen PLENTY of obese Rhonda's. Just saying.

I'm not talking about obesity. Yeah, some American girls are fat. Others are incredibly hot.

 

[UNC71-00]

Woahh woah, what are you talking about? America has the hottest girls, on average, by far. Meaning, your average female in America is much more likely to be hot than your average female anywhere else. Yes, there are HAF females in every nationality.

Bullshit. All of Scandanavia and Italy say hello. Throw in France too. And Switzerland.

 

[Blue2010]

I'm not talking about obesity. Yeah, some American girls are fat. Others are incredibly hot.

I agree -- my point was that you can find attractive females in every nationality. I would just venture to guess if you lined everyone up, and took a ratio of which had the highest percentage of HAF females, I'm not sure America would be very high on that list...purely in terms of the ratio of Hot vs Not. This country likes fast food too much...and by most accounts, we are a "lazy" society. That combo doesn't bode well.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Bullshit. All of Scandanavia and Italy say hello. Throw in France too. And Switzerland.

Scandinavia is the only one better; forgot all about them. I think it's actually illegal to be unattractive if you're a female in Sweden.

Italy....meh.
France.......decent.
Switzerland.........couldn't tell you. Germany has some hot women though and Switzerland is basically Germany right?

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You guys take the foreigners. I'll stick with 'Merican women.






Plus it means I don't have to travel anywhere, which is a win.

 

[UNC71-00]

Scandinavia is the only one better; forgot all about them. I think it's actually illegal to be unattractive if you're a female in Sweden.

Italy....meh.
France.......decent.
Switzerland.........couldn't tell you. Germany has some hot women though and Switzerland is basically Germany right?

You are nuts.

And no, Swiss are a blend of 3 mail parts- French, German, Italian.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You are nuts.

And no, Swiss are a blend of 3 mail parts- French, German, Italian.

Interesante.

 

[tarheel0910]

I have seen PLENTY of obese Rhonda's

 

[UNC71-00]

I agree -- my point was that you can find attractive females in every nationality. I would just venture to guess if you lined everyone up, and took a ratio of which had the highest percentage of HAF females, I'm not sure America would be very high on that list...purely in terms of the ratio of Hot vs Not. This country likes fast food too much...and by most accounts, we are a "lazy" society. That combo doesn't bode well.

Exactly. You see far fewer fatties in other countries per capita than you do here.