Bert at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic
cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?" Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied,
"Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response,
"Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."[/QUOTE][/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?" Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied,
"Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response,
"Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."[/QUOTE][/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
