Best Coffee?
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Anything except those racist pervs at Starbucks
LOL . . yep, and you can't even enjoy a hot cup at Waffle House without some redneck fvck stopping by with his AR-15.
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i damn sure am. Billy, let me know when your headed to the Waffle House.
I'm going to have to get one to go along with my numerous other guns I guess.
Is every Starbucks racist . . ?
I'll be there tomorrow at 7 AM . . bring your sh!t.
I’ll be there to protect you from all of the rednecks that you have ever insulted.Is every Starbucks racist . . ?
I'll be there tomorrow at 7 AM . . bring your sh!t.
Coffee is just okay. I used to hate it, but now I can at least tolerate it, and every once in a rare while, actually enjoy it. I can only do black though. Keep the cream and sugar out of there. Shockingly enough, my favorite coffee comes from McDonald's. It's one of the very few ones I halfway enjoy. I can't explain why. Also, I can't do iced coffee. Only hot, and I mean scalding hot.
I very much enjoy the smell of coffee just not the taste.
McD’s is not a bad fast food brew, but not on the same level as DD and the bagel place, imho.
I don’t buy coffee from Starf$&!ks or any of those other metrosexual, overpriced, hippie hangouts. Coffee there sucks and the clientele is usually too busy pontificating over some stupid shiite 3/4 of the free world could care less about to bother moving their man purses out of the way so don’t trip over them getting to the counter.
I drink Folgers as my usual everyday stuff, just because it is good, cheap and is easy to grab and go.
With that said, I bought some from Black Rifle Coffee not long ago that was fantastic. I would recommend it to anyone. Get the whole beans and grind it yourself though. I would buy it regularly if it was more practical. A local country store is selling it now, so I may start buying it more, but I drink so much coffee, it would put me in the poor house buying buying it all the time.
Billy probably won’t like it because they have AR-15’s on everything (its part of their logo), but it is owned by veterans and they give proceeds to veteran charities so it is worth it. They aren’t exactly “politically correct” either, but check out their commercials on YouTube. They are hilarious.
And before you get your panties wadded up Billy, although UNC sports is about all I agree with you on, i’d still share a beer or protect your sorry, liberal, 45 hatin’ arse with my own AR anytime just because you are a UNC dude.
Even at Waffle House, which I don’t eat at. (Because of my low carb diet, not because I don’t like the place)
I drink Folgers as my usual everyday stuff, just because it is good, cheap and is easy to grab and go.
With that said, I bought some from Black Rifle Coffee not long ago that was fantastic. I would recommend it to anyone. Get the whole beans and grind it yourself though. I would buy it regularly if it was more practical. A local country store is selling it now, so I may start buying it more, but I drink so much coffee, it would put me in the poor house buying buying it all the time.
Billy probably won’t like it because they have AR-15’s on everything (its part of their logo), but it is owned by veterans and they give proceeds to veteran charities so it is worth it. They aren’t exactly “politically correct” either, but check out their commercials on YouTube. They are hilarious.
And before you get your panties wadded up Billy, although UNC sports is about all I agree with you on, i’d still share a beer or protect your sorry, liberal, 45 hatin’ arse with my own AR anytime just because you are a UNC dude.
Even at Waffle House, which I don’t eat at. (Because of my low carb diet, not because I don’t like the place)
Heard it advertised on the radio, But never tried it. Thinking I may order some online just for the weekends.I don’t buy coffee from Starf$&!ks or any of those other metrosexual, overpriced, hippie hangouts. Coffee there sucks and the clientele is usually too busy pontificating over some stupid shiite 3/4 of the free world could care less about to bother moving their man purses out of the way so don’t trip over them getting to the counter.
I drink Folgers as my usual everyday stuff, just because it is good, cheap and is easy to grab and go.
With that said, I bought some from Black Rifle Coffee not long ago that was fantastic. I would recommend it to anyone. Get the whole beans and grind it yourself though. I would buy it regularly if it was more practical. A local country store is selling it now, so I may start buying it more, but I drink so much coffee, it would put me in the poor house buying buying it all the time.
Billy probably won’t like it because they have AR-15’s on everything (its part of their logo), but it is owned by veterans and they give proceeds to veteran charities so it is worth it. They aren’t exactly “politically correct” either, but check out their commercials on YouTube. They are hilarious.
And before you get your panties wadded up Billy, although UNC sports is about all I agree with you on, i’d still share a beer or protect your sorry, liberal, 45 hatin’ arse with my own AR anytime just because you are a UNC dude.
Even at Waffle House, which I don’t eat at. (Because of my low carb diet, not because I don’t like the place)
I'm going to go buy one just to prove that not everyone who has one is a redneck. That won't help get rid of the angry white male stereotype though.
Why, I don't know...but then I never said they were. In fact, I don't think I've ever mentioned Starbucks on this forum at all.
So...does every redneck own an AR15?
Maybe you should try decaf.
Quite possibly . . if, they can afford one.
The person that I originally quoted mentioned Starbucks.
No, but everyone who owns an AR15 is a redneck. Let's go to the Venn diagram:
What, my picture indicates I have a problem? That was taken after just 30-40 cups one day, so it shouldn’t be too bad.
I think you're underestimating the criteria of what equals a redneck to New Yorkers.
A redneck is really just what we use as the butt end of all jokes... since all other classes of people are now protected and off-limits for jokes purposes.
I'd make a horrible redneck. I've never owned a cowboy hat, hate country music, never had a mullet and don't chew tobacco. Plus, I have next to zero southern accent and I want to punch someone in the face when I hear them say y'all or ain't. And finally, I don't own an AR-15.
You sound a lot like me...but I'll throw a "y'all" at you every now and then and tend to use "ain't" for effect.
But I love the outdoors, hunting and fishing. I have tried chew, but hated it. Don't smoke, don't tend to drink to excess and even lift my pinkie when sipping my Kona in polite company.
And yet there is no doubt that I am 100% SoGa redneck.
But I do not own an AR15 and have no desire to.
Somebody just got uninvited to the tailgate he wasn't going to show up at anyway.
Billy, I trust you to define me. I chew tobacco, Do own an AR, not really into country music or NASCAR, but I do speak with an eastern NC accent and my kids make fun of the way I talk from time to time. I also have an IQ slightly above Karl Childers.
Okay . . . I can do that.
You would be a redneck if:
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
Owning a stuffed possum in no way makes me a redneck. I don’t even store cars or car parts in my front yard.
