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Cam Robinson/Bama

That's convenient. And the reason for not prosecuting is something that Bill Murray could have delivered on the original Saturday Night Live: "I want to emphasize once again that the main reason I'm doing this is that I refuse to ruin the lives of two young men who have spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning," Jones said.
 
"The assistant district attorney in Louisiana's fourth judicial district decided Monday to decline to prosecute the Alabama football players, citing insufficient evidence."

"They were charged with possession of marijuana and possession of a stolen gun, which was discovered by police under Robinson's seat."

Um... ok.
 
Makes sense to me.

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