Chick... kudos. Just dawned on me that you've checked all of the boxes:
1. Female poasting on male (or so we think) dominated board -- check
2. Finds a way to become initially memorable to said-males by poasting innuendos regarding size comparisons -- check
3. Become polarizing by aligning self with other known violators on this board -- check.
4. Once accomplished, simply poast repeated topics known to generate chaos around these parts.
5. If aforementioned thread becomes hijacked, begin new, similarly-related thread.
6. Sit back and laugh in hopes of passing through another would-be-boring Monday.
Again - kudos. You have arrived. We are merely sheep.
1. Female poasting on male (or so we think) dominated board -- check
2. Finds a way to become initially memorable to said-males by poasting innuendos regarding size comparisons -- check
3. Become polarizing by aligning self with other known violators on this board -- check.
4. Once accomplished, simply poast repeated topics known to generate chaos around these parts.
5. If aforementioned thread becomes hijacked, begin new, similarly-related thread.
6. Sit back and laugh in hopes of passing through another would-be-boring Monday.
Again - kudos. You have arrived. We are merely sheep.