coolwaterunc

[Heels in Space]

Are you single? If so, I have the news you've been waiting your whole life for... ***drumroll***

Sizzl - The Dating App for Bacon Lovers

No more having to wait for the third date to find out she prefers turkey bacon, or worse, she's a vegetarian.

Please try this out and give a full report to the board.

 

[Raising Heel]

Game changer

 

[coolwaterunc]

It's an awesome concept, but if I date a chick who loves bacon as much as I do, that means I have to share, and I'm not cool with that. My best bet is to date a vegetarian. That way, I'll have all the goodness to myself. If she doesn't like being around it, well, she can get the F out of my life.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

coolwater isn't the only 20-something single man on this board haha. I may have to fire this app up if that's cool with the OP.

 

[Heels in Space]

coolwater isn't the only 20-something single man on this board haha. I may have to fire this app up if that's cool with the OP.

Absolutely. Feel free to start a TarHeelNation's Bacon Babes thread too.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Absolutely. Feel free to start a TarHeelNation's Bacon Babes thread too.

Give me a couple weeks to compile a roster.

 

[Raising Heel]

Make this happen.

 

[UNC '92]

Give me a couple weeks to compile a roster.

May I please live vicariously through you during this process?

 

[TarHeelNation11]

May I please live vicariously through you during this process?

Full disclosure, I'm NOT proficient at attracting females by the boatload. But yes, you can live vicariously through me.