I'm not sure I want to be locked into a five year contract. What happens if I want to get a newer and younger model in year 3 of the contract?
Must be some kind of pastor you got there, and a very interesting relationship the three of you have going on.
Nominated for poast of the month. If we're still doing that.
Pretty sure the most victimized party in a marriage is always the man. There is a reason we die earlier.
If you were to get traded to the "other" team (because they need a shortstop) you would forego any fee's due to the current gender binary xphobia clause in Section 3 of the "play" book!
If five years is too long you'll want to look into leasing.
I don't think wuffies are allowed to nominate poast of the month.
The names the article gives those things are stupid and I've never heard them before. Must be a pupper / doggo type deal
Just ask all of the girls you've been with. They will be familiar with the term.
FUPA was new to me. Had to Google that and then delete my browsing history.
I hope for your sake it wasn't a Google Image search.
I mean, probs. Keeping potential future relationships cultivated is just smart business.
Can't I just hi-jack a thread without you getting all up in my bidness?
Thank you for being an accomplice in this takeover!
In the time it's taken you to be all up in @nctransplant's posts you could have finished planting your crops. F**king moo piece of shit.
Back in my college baseball playing days we sometimes referred to these lovelies as "Slump-Busters"
I would suggest that you NEED to watch Spinal Tap but knowing you are not a classic rock fan, it probably wouldn't do much for you.
