Dear Nabiso

[UNC71-00]

I am eating a few of your delicious Triscuits yet almost vomited them all up and it is your fault. This is because there is a picture on the front of the box showing a wonderfully delicious Triscuit topped with fukking peas and cottage cheese and mint.

Who in their right mind would do this to a Triscuit? Not only are peas disgusting, but cottage cheese is twice as disgusting and no amount of mint leaves will hide this fact.

Please fire your graphic designer in charge of Triscuit packaging.

Thank you for your cooperation with this matter.

Warmest regards,
UNC71-00

 

[coolwaterunc]

I didn't even realize peas, cottage cheese and mint was even a thing. Do people actually eat those together? That sounds repulsive.

 

[Heels Noir]

Your first mistake was buying a box of Triscuits. Next time go with the buttery goodness of Ritz.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Triscuits? Really? Terrible cracker. I'm a fan of the Toasteds - especially the buttercrisps and the sesame.

Hey, that gives me an idea...we should do a tournament of the best crackers. We could structure it like the NCAA tournament where we assign seeds to each competing cracker and then vote on the match ups. Nah,...actually that's a terrible idea. Sounds pretty stupid now that I think about it

 

[UNC71-00]

Your first mistake was buying a box of Triscuits. Next time go with the buttery goodness of Ritz.

Had Ritz with lunch. Triscuits are my go to cracker with an after work beverage.

 

[coolwaterunc]

Triscuits are amazing.

 

[Raising Heel]

Not only are peas disgusting

Wrong.

but cottage cheese is twice as disgusting

Also wrong.

I didn't even realize peas, cottage cheese and mint was even a thing. Do people actually eat those together? That sounds repulsive.

Correct, even assuming the mint is only for decoration.

 

[Raising Heel]

#triggered

I am eating a few of your delicious Triscuits yet almost vomited them all up and it is your fault. This is because there is a picture on the front of the box showing a wonderfully delicious Triscuit topped with fukking peas and cottage cheese and mint.

 

[coolwaterunc]

#triggered

vomit

 

[UNC71-00]

#triggered