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Don't be THAT guy... office edition

I had two suitemates senior year at UNC that would cook fish in their microwave. It was terrible. Made the whole suite stink. I don't care for seafood in general, but that was particularly unbearable.
 
A woman here at work heats up fish maybe once every two weeks for lunch. I have to leave the office and go get food elsewhere because I just can't deal with it.
 
I knew a black guy once who would heat up chitlins in a microwave. He could clear out a break area in 30 seconds...
 
I have been grilling salmon (with kosher salt and black pepper) lately. It is outstanding. I wouldn't take it to work and heat it up though. If I took it to work I would just eat it cold.
 
Haha this thread rocks. Someone did that here the other day. People would open the door to the break room, get a nice whiff of that, and then instantly turn around and leave. Put garlic cauliflower in that group as well. Stunk up the whole building.
 
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Don't be that guy who insists on printing 300-page documents...in color.

Don't be that guy who takes weirdly personal phone calls within earshot of the rest of the office.

Don't be that guy who puts stuff in the fridge and then never eats it or removes it.

Don't be that guy who talks shit about coworkers behind their back.
 
Here's one that has happened to me on more than one occasion.

The men's restroom at work has two stalls and a urinal. The light in the men's restroom is on a 15-minute motion-activated timer. In other words, if it doesn't detect movement for 15 minutes, it turns the lights off.

So I go in the restroom to take a leak and the lights turn on. Then I notice that somebody is in one of the stalls.
 
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Don't be that guy who's a vocal duke fan despite never having set foot on campus and being of a ... demographic ... that is in NO WAY WHATSOEVER represented by duke university.
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Here's one that has happened to me on more than one occasion.

The men's restroom at work has two stalls and a urinal. The light in the men's restroom is on a 15-minute motion-activated timer. In other words, if it doesn't detect movement for 15 minutes, it turns the lights off.

So I go in the restroom to take a leak and the lights turn on. Then I notice that somebody is in one of the stalls.
Sometimes mine take longer than 15 minutes, k? You can't rush these things.
 
Sometimes mine take longer than 15 minutes, k? You can't rush these things.


You're in your 20s. Shitting should be quick for you young bucks. Hell, when I was in my 20s, I used to shit on the way to school,...uphill both ways...in the snow.

But now 15 minutes won't get it done. In all honesty though, I usually take as long as possible just to get some "me" time away from my kids and wife.
 
You gotta stop eating at the QT.

The plunger is under the sink in the guest bathroom, btw.
I've eaten at QT twice in 2015 I think LOL. And I'm not saying I blow it up....just saying it's a process. I do everything slow though. I'm the slowest eater you'll ever meet, and I'm cognizant of it. At group lunches, I STFU and just eat nonstop, and I'm still the last to finish.
 
Entitlement Syndrome -- can't stand it.

Also - on the bathroom etiquette theme -- conversations are not meant to happen in the restroom. Do your thing and get out. JMHO

Also -- add broccoli and asparagus to the list of non-microwavable options!
 
Don't be the guy who smokes 2 packs on his lunch break and causes the entire office to smell like a pool hall the rest of the day.
 
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[Don't be that guy who uses the bathroom for an extraordinary length of time. Do you business and GTHO.

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Don't be THAT Guy (or Girl) that sneezes abnormally loud! I used to work with this chick who did this - seemed like at least once every day. Her sneeze was extremely shrill and abnormally loud, and I KNOW she was only doing it to draw attention or whatever, but dayum stop it already you annoying bee-otch! People would call her on it, and she would say it was her normal sneeze, but she was a liar.
 
I go to my project managers office for briefings and project spec discussions. He insist on farting on me. The louder the better. I don't mind a good fart once in a while, but this guy can fart on command. Also he has another man and a woman in the office with him.
 
Don't be that guy that clips their fingernails or flosses their teeth in the cubicle, especially when it's right next to me ( which is happening as I type)! Disgusting sounds to hear while at work. Please Restrict your personal hygiene activities to the bathroom or better yet at home.
 
Don't be that guy that clips their fingernails or flosses their teeth in the cubicle....
Had a former co-worker that did the former and it was disgusting. Worse yet, my current co-workers like to tell the story of a job interview candidate they took to lunch who started clipping her fingernails in the back seat of the car on the way back from the restaurant. Are you friggin' kidding me? Needless to say, they didn't hire her.
 
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