Dumb laws

[tarheel0910]

From the home state of NC:

-It’s against the law to sing off key.
-Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
-While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

From my current state of GA:

-You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

 

[Blue2010]

On the contrary, if I'm not mistaken, Topsail Island is still a topless beach (only locals know this...I used to work there). All the cops can do is ask you to move away from the public access point.

Not everything in NC is bad.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

South Carolina dumb laws
1. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
2. No work may be done on Sunday. (I work EVERY sunday!)
3. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
4. Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
5. It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.
6. It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. (I should be locked up for 3000 years then!)

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

my favorite: SC It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

But come Monday, your ass better be hiding from me! I can surgically remove testes and I know where I can shove them!

 

[tarheel0910]

1. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

That's just f**cking hilarious.

4. Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

Clearly SC is not the state for @strummingram .

 

[tarheel0910]

my favorite: SC It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

I've heard that one before. Makes me want to move to SC sometimes.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

This one

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

This one

LOL.... if death occurs you still get yo ass fined!

 

[tarheel0910]

This one

I knew that one was coming, I just assumed @heelmanwilm would be the one to post it.

 

[heelbent]

my favorite: SC It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

But come Monday, your ass better be hiding from me! I can surgically remove testes and I know where I can shove them!

Reminds me of something my then soon to be father-in-law told the monster-in-law just before I got married. The monster said "If Frank were to EVER put his hands on me in anger I'd wait for him to go to sleep and then cut his mess off with a kitchen knife" to which her husband instantly replied "Thanks for the warning; if you ever get me mad enough to put my hands on you I'll just go ahead and blow your head off." Then he puckered up, blew her a kiss and said "just kidding...dear."

Wasn't long after I began to pray she'd really piss him off.

 

[chick_bleeds_carolina_blue]

Reminds me of something my then soon to be father-in-law told the monster-in-law just before I got married. The monster said "If Frank were to EVER put his hands on me in anger I'd wait for him to go to sleep and then cut his mess off with a kitchen knife" to which her husband instantly replied "Thanks for the warning; if you ever get me mad enough to put my hands on you I'll just go ahead and blow your head off." Then he puckered up, blew her a kiss and said "just kidding...dear."

Wasn't long after I began to pray she'd really piss him off.

haha but see men really love to sleep..... and my ex moved to Texas and only bothers me by phone now... he is too scared to show up in person! LOL

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours in N.C.

 

[tarheel0910]

Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours in N.C.

On a semi-related note Dominoes may not be played on Sunday in Alabama.

 

[tarheel0910]

Hawaii may be the place for you @JuleZ '02 HEEL . Per their laws all residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Hawaii may be the place for you @JuleZ '02 HEEL . Per their laws all residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

How had I never heard of that? Sounds like a good place to be a broker!