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Have You Ever Witnessed an Injury Due to Fireworks . . . ?

I got hit with a bottle rocket right in the chest when I was 18! Yes there was lots of alcohol involved
 
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Me and my cousin we're hanging out on the 4th and got bored with blowing shit up so we knocked out all the gun powder in several m-80's into a pile. My cousin put a match to it and it flared up and burned his eyebrows, eye lashes, and bangs off. Then he says "dude dont tell my mom!" Lol.
 
We were having a bottle rocket/slash roman candle war once and my girlfriend got knocked out. She was kind of a drama queen like that though.

I did once shred my hand when a dry ice bomb I made hit the wall behind me as I went to throw it. That is about as close as I've gotten to something resembling a firework accident though. I'm not real big on them though. Seem like a waste of money.
 
This year was by far the worst yet in my neighborhood. This crap started last Thursday night and has gone on every night. Of course last night was the worst. Something detonated so close to my house that the windows rattled. My dogs were effing terrified. I got in bed around 9 knowing they would all pile on the bed with me, which they did.

The only good news was the morons setting them off ran out around 10:30. Don't get me wrong, I love fireworks, but setting off giant explosions in crowded suburbs with children and pets is just stupid. Go find a parking lot or a grass field somewhere you nimrods.
 
I saw a whole pack of firecrackers go off in a dude's pocket right next to his nuts and yes, he was set up but yes, it was funny as hell.
 
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