How to gauge a disaster

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

FEMA's Waffle House Index

"If you get [to a place where a disaster hit] and the Waffle House is closed? That's really bad," said FEMA administrator Craig Fugate.

 

[tarheel0910]

FEMA's Waffle House Index

"If you get [to a place where a disaster hit] and the Waffle House is closed? That's really bad," said FEMA administrator Craig Fugate.

Nothing better than a waffle from waffle house when you are drunk at 3:00 am.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

FEMA's Waffle House Index

"If you get [to a place where a disaster hit] and the Waffle House is closed? That's really bad," said FEMA administrator Craig Fugate.

Your sig makes all of your poasts better lol. It's like your sig vehemently agrees with whatever your poast says and Weiler starts running around saying "oh snap, did you SEE what my man JuleZ said in that one?!!!"

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Your sig makes all of your poasts better lol. It's like your sig vehemently agrees with whatever your poast says and Weiler starts running around saying "oh snap, did you SEE what my man JuleZ said in that one?!!!"

It's like having a full-time personal hype guy.

 

[heelbent]

by the divorce settlement

 

[gunslingerdick]

Nothing better than a waffle from waffle house when you are drunk at 3:00 am.

I've never actually had a waffle at a Waffle House. Eggs, bacon, sausage,...sure. But never a waffle.

 

[heelbent]

I've never actually had a waffle at a Waffle House. Eggs, bacon, sausage,...sure. But never a waffle.

Order the All-Star. Comes with eggs, bacon (or whatever), grits (or hashbrowns), toast...and a waffle. She usually eats the waffle. It's just too danged much.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Order the All-Star. Comes with eggs, bacon (or whatever), grits (or hashbrowns), toast...and a waffle. She usually eats the waffle. It's just too danged much.

Yeah my girlfriend orders the All-Star every time we go and she never can finish all of it. It's a running joke.

And yes, I take my girl on dates to Waffle House.

 

[tarheel0910]

And yes, I take my girl on dates to Waffle House.

You say that as if you think we are surprised.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Cracker Barrel > Waffle House
IHOP > Cracker Barrel
Bob Evans > IHOP
Perkins > Bob Evans

 

[tarheel0910]

Cracker Barrel > Waffle House
IHOP > Cracker Barrel
Bob Evans > IHOP
Perkins > Bob Evans

IHOP? Fail.

 

[gteeitup]

that article is so money

 

[gunslingerdick]

IHOP? Fail.

For aesthetics, yes, IHOP beats the shit out of Waffle House. IHOPs are usually clean. Can't say that about Waffle House. They usually carry a sanitation grade of C.

But for entertainment value at 2:00 am, Waffle House is where it's at.

 

[heelbent]

I ain't touching it.

 

[tarheel0910]

For aesthetics, yes, IHOP beats the shit out of Waffle House. IHOPs are usually clean. Can't say that about Waffle House. They usually carry a sanitation grade of C.

Didn't realize you were talking about sanitation grades.

But for entertainment value at 2:00 am, Waffle House is where it's at.

#truth

 

[gunslingerdick]

Didn't realize you were talking about sanitation grades.

That's a big part of the dining experience. If the dining area smells like urine and the cook looks like he has scabies, then that kind of ruins my meal.

 

[heelbent]

The WH in Benson has an "A" hanging on the wall. When we walk in they bring me a cup of coffee and a glass of water and start cooking my All-Star. I don't even have to order, lol.

But then I usually get there about 6:30 AM...after the hilarity has ended.

 

[Raising Heel]

That's a big part of the dining experience. If the dining area smells like urine and the cook looks like he has scabies, then that kind of ruins my meal.

Friend of mine from high school used to be the cook at a Waffle House.

He had scabies.

 

[tarheel0910]

But then I usually get there about 6:30 AM...after the hilarity has ended.

You have to go to waffle house between the hours of 2-4 am at least once in your life. Some of the weirdest and best stories in my life involve being at a waffle house during those hours.

ETA: It's even better if you are drunk at the time.

 

[Raising Heel]

You have to go to waffle house between the hours of 2-4 am at least once in your life. Some of the weirdest and best stories in my life involve being at a waffle house during those hours.

ETA: It's even better if you are drunk at the time.

Bucket list item, as in: "You're going to need a bucket."

 

[gteeitup]

first of all, who would eat in a c grade anyway?...that s would be shutdown if it continued to receive c's.

i know it's a bit of sarcasm, but the waffle houses i hit once in a blue moon are always clean...the people though, woot woot!!

 

[heelbent]

You have to go to waffle house between the hours of 2-4 am at least once in your life. Some of the weirdest and best stories in my life involve being at a waffle house during those hours.

ETA: It's even better if you are drunk at the time.

Trust me, been there done that. One night/morning in Jacksonville I left through where a big window used to be...before the cops showed up. Those stainless steel napkin holders are great for removing mustaches from big mouths.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Waffle Houses are fine in terms of cleanliness. 'slinger probably just frequents the seediest, raunchiest WaHo in all of SW VA.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You say that as if you think we are surprised.

True

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

This thread has surpassed my wildest expectations.