Is this another roast me thread?...if you lost your hands and had to replace them with giant crab claws?
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Sorry to hear that. Did he get a crab hand though?My Dad lost his left arm in an automobile accident in 1980. Was a pretty bad ordeal for about 3 months, gang green, etc. He got along pretty well though.
Close. He got a hook that opened and closed that was operated by shoulder movement. He was a tobacco farmer and use to threaten to cram the hook up my ass and turn somersaults when he got pissedSorry to hear that. Did he get a crab hand though?
lol I was gonna say that.I’d have a hard time giving someone the bird
I'd have to hear a bunch of jokes about how I got crabs.
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