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I pull out of my driveway and two red tail hawks crash into my hood. Evidently they were doing some sort of mating ritual where they free fall or some shit. Dented my fking hood. Musta been some good pssy. They both stood around dazed for a bit then flew off. Cant wait to call progressive and see what they say.
So you almost killed 2 birds with one stone? I bet they were tourist as well.
 
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I pull out of my driveway and two red tail hawks crash into my hood. Evidently they were doing some sort of mating ritual where they free fall or some shit. Dented my fking hood. Musta been some good pssy. They both stood around dazed for a bit then flew off. Cant wait to call progressive and see what they say.
The hawks around here are big, are they red tail hawks?
 
I didn’t make myself clear. Are the large ones like we have around here red tail hawks or another kind of hawk?
 
sitting at the pool bar in sea island having a beer...i’d say i’m winning.

pedicure holding up

Just got my first last week. Little asian hottie stuck my foot right in her crotch, oiled my lower leg and started vigorously massaging my calf back and forth, fast then slow, for a good ten min. Whole time staring in my eyes and smiling. Never given a foot job before. A number one lucky good time.
 
Just got my first last week. Little asian hottie stuck my foot right in her crotch, oiled my lower leg and started vigorously massaging my calf back and forth, fast then slow, for a good ten min. Whole time staring in my eyes and smiling. Never given a foot job before. A number one lucky good time.
Is the happy ending included, or is that an add-on?
 
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