I don't always...

[tarheel0910]

So to honor the most interesting man in the world's retirement I figured we could come up with some "I don't always" lines. Let me start things off...

I don't always make fun of G7, but when I do I go to the OOTB board
I don't always count assists, but when I do I count assists Berry should have had
I don't always call myself Grayson, but when I do I trip the person next to me

 

[TarHeelMark]

I don't always flail my arms and head when shooting a layup.... Ahhhh, who the hell am I kidding? I flail and flop on every shot, or my name is not Vanilla Whip.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

I don't always root for people to die, but when I do I pick them in the Death Pool.

 

[heelz2345]

I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I prefer Dos Chicas

 

[UNC '92]

I don't always get laid, but when I do, it is with someone's daughter.

 

[tarheel0910]

I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I prefer Dos Chicas