I hate it when I run out of

[Raising Heel]

__________

 

[TarHeelMark]

Gas

 

[TarHeelMark]

Cash

 

[HookUNC75]

Toilet Paper

 

[Raising Heel]

Gas

Didn't realize you were a woman. You're pretty cool for a chick.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

bourbon.

 

[Raising Heel]

bourbon.

and/or beer

 

[jcolucci]

golf balls

 

[TarHeelNation11]

and/or beer

And on a related note that usually follow running out of alcohol,

I hate it when I run out of boobs.

 

[tarheel0910]

And on a related note that usually follow running out of alcohol,

I hate it when I run out of boobs.

Also, on a related note I hate it when I run out of condoms.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Also, on a related note I hate it when I run out of condoms.

Me too, but I just audible to pull and pray when that's the case.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Me too, but I just audible to pull and pray when that's the case.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I'm not going to say anything more for fear of jinxing myself. Excellent meme choice though.

 

[gunslingerdick]

clever answers to message board questions.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

"I hate when I run out of".... my house and forget my phone, wallet, and/or keys.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

patience.

 

[coolwaterunc]

food

 

[TarHeelMark]

Didn't realize you were a woman. You're pretty cool for a chick.

I have to test the limits of the low fuel light... How else you gonna know how far you can go?

 

[coolwaterunc]

I have to test the limits of the low fuel light... How else you gonna know how far you can go?

Just get one of those cars that tells you how many miles you can travel with the amount of gas you have (maybe yours does this). My light will typically come on when it hits 45. Now if you really had a set of grapefruits, you'd let it hit zero and see how far you can go.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Now if you really had a set of grapefruits, you'd let it hit zero and see how far you can go.

 

[prlyles]

I have to test the limits of the low fuel light... How else you gonna know how far you can go?

RICK: (Trying to look at the gas gauge) Where is it now?

KRAMER: There’s still some overlap between the needle and the slash below the "E".

RICK: How long are you gonna go?

KRAMER: Oh, I’ve been in the slash many times. This is nothing. You’ll get used to it. Just, (Makes a popping sound) get it out of your mind.

RICK: Have you ever been completely below the slash?

KRAMER: Well, I almost did once, and I blacked out. When I came to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. I don’t know who did it, and I never got to

thank them..

 

[jcolucci]

Nm

 

[gteeitup]

whey

 

[prlyles]

whey

Why whey?

 

[gteeitup]

Why whey?

for my smoothies

 

[Raising Heel]

for my smoothies

I thought you were just trying to be funny, but it's so much better that you weren't.

 

[prlyles]

I thought you were just trying to be funny, but it's so much better that you weren't.

Yeah, I thought "Why whey" sounded funny...oh well..

 

[UNC71-00]

clean boxer shorts
stamps
windshield wiper fluid

 

[Raising Heel]

clean boxer shorts
stamps
windshield wiper fluid

5-star poast

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

salty replies to @gunslingerdick.

 

[gunslingerdick]

clean boxer shorts
stamps
windshield wiper fluid

Stamps? Who are you? My grandmother? What 40 year old man mails shit?

 

[Raising Heel]

Stamps? Who are you? My grandmother? What 40 year old man mails shit?

The same sumbitch who's writing checks to pay a bet.

 

[heelmanwilm]

Excuses

 

[tarheel0910]

Cocaine and hookers

 

[TarHeelMark]

Cocaine and hookers

 

[heelmanwilm]

Blue pills

(Yea laugh mf'ers, your day is coming)

 

[tarheel0910]

Blue pills

(Yea laugh mf'ers, your day is coming)

I'm having a joke overload right now.

 

[UNC71-00]

The same sumbitch who's writing checks to pay a bet.

Thank you

 

[TarHeelMark]

I'm having a joke overload right now.

If it lasts more than 4 hours, better call your doctor.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Blue pills

(Yea laugh mf'ers, your day is coming)

Not for awhile though