I have an empty house for the next 9 days
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I think @Raising Heel did a poll about a year ago about something like this. You may want to consult with him about what the results were.
Deep fry them first. Top with bacon and (pre-shredded) cheese and broil in the oven until the cheese melts. Serve with ranch.
This was further back. I think pooping with the door open was one of the options. I voted for that
Mancation time! I'm an expert. Steaks, scotch, golf, Gunsmoke, oysters, Tin Cup, poker, lambchops, black & tans, First 48, pool, cigars, Open Range, dark chocolate, bourbon, pornhub, goldfish, Astros, Happy Gilmore, Camel lights, fajitas, anejo, Ben & Jerry Triple Caramel Chunk, roomba, febreeze, ...not necessarily in that order.
My wife and son leave for Italy for about 18 days later this month. Ready!
My wife and son leave for Italy for about 18 days later this month. Ready!
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Yes, a poll about temporary bachelorhood. The results have withstood the test of time even if the marriage didn't:
https://northcarolina.forums.rivals.com/threads/poll-my-wife-will-be-out-of-town-this-weekend.7953/
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So today I slept late, went to the store for some stuff for the pool, then for groceries (Harris Teeter had reserve angus porterhouse on sale), played with the dog in the pool, pulled my truck under the shade tree and did a little work on it, Mom came over with her dog and we played with the dogs some more, watched the Braves run up a big lead, cooked the steak and corn on the cob on the charcoal grill, had a nice bottle of Zin with it and finally had a smoke, although it wasn't a cigar or Camel Light. Getting ready to watch The Americans, which I have been saving for 3 months for just this week. Going to play golf tomorrow as the weather is supposed to be much less humid.
Life is good today.
ETA- forgot to mention I am eating dark chocolate with the last of the zin for dessert
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Billy...wish you were here brother! My favorite bluesman playing down the street next Saturday night (local dive bar called The Big Easy Social and Pleasure Club). I'm walking...and yet still fearful of the Po Po pulling me over on the way home!
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I would probably just golf every day tbh.
As for tots, we bought an air fryer early this year and it is awesome. Anything you put in there taste just like anything fried except it isn't fried. Bacon, fries, tots, any frozen crap, chicken wings, etc... It's awesome, super quick, and easy.
As for tots, we bought an air fryer early this year and it is awesome. Anything you put in there taste just like anything fried except it isn't fried. Bacon, fries, tots, any frozen crap, chicken wings, etc... It's awesome, super quick, and easy.
Uber or Lyft, my friend. I don't even remember how I got home Tuesday night, but my Lyft app says some black dude named Prince (no, not that one) got me there safely.
How do you know if you don't remember? Could have been Prince, tayshawn price, or the fresh prince Did you have a hip hop jingle about belair going on in your head when you woke up?
Well, the app has his picture and he looked nothing like any of those three. I did have some hip hop or rap or something with pounding bass in my head when I woke up, though.
He did pull up to his house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell you later."
Last time happened to me i binge watched sopranos while grilling filet mignon and eating crab legs and stayed stoned
It is really awesome. You can basically fry anything. You can even bread stuff and fry things that just have to have cooking oil, though I've never used it and had zero issues. We had a huge discount on one so got a 160 model for about half of that. It really takes very little time and no prep either. For frozen things you just match the temp for an oven and cut the time in half and it is done. The cleanup can kind of be messy for certain things but isn't bad. Bacon requires a little scrubbing and once I cooked some garlic sriracha wings (awesome) and I had to scrub it a bit but like I said, well worth it. It has a drip pan so the grease drips down but the food still taste just like it is fried. With bacon I add water to the drip pan so it doesn't smoke so bad but those are things you figure out pretty quickly.
So i have a bunch of my old club golf buddies come to the house last night for poker bourbon whatever...im two strokes off the lead in our stroke play championship at my new club mind you...3am and im ubering home from i dont know where...thank you jennifer and your prius...fudge..its 755am now and it takes me 30min to get out there and my tee time is 933am...do i wd or gut out houston's 107 heat index today?
My wife gets home tuesday. Ready...
My wife gets home tuesday. Ready...
I could have gotten a DUI on the way out there this morning. Friggin' grappa shots!
Houston is hot as balls! I actually played pretty well considering I almost threw up twice. I made up some ground early and took the lead through 8 and then the buzz wore off...after a double on 9 and bogeys on 10 & 11, I was out of it and my give a sh!t meter flatlined. Got worse from there. Lost by 4 strokes and finished tied for fourth I think.
Houston is hot as balls! I actually played pretty well considering I almost threw up twice. I made up some ground early and took the lead through 8 and then the buzz wore off...after a double on 9 and bogeys on 10 & 11, I was out of it and my give a sh!t meter flatlined. Got worse from there. Lost by 4 strokes and finished tied for fourth I think.
The real victory was not barfing. So congratulations.
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