I tell ya i get NO respect

[heelmanwilm]

my wife likes to talk to me while having sex, she called me at work just the other day

 

[BillyL]

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

 

[HeelFan58]

my wife likes to talk to me while having sex, she called me at work just the other day

did you go to the bar and when the bartender asked what you were having and then you said surprise me so he showed you naked pictures of your wife?

 

[heelmanwilm]

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

I got in the cab and said "take me where all the action is". He took me to my house

 

[HeelFan58]

I came home the other day and a guy was jogging naked in front of my house and I asked him why and he said you came home early.