If a girl is named _______ , she's bound to be hot

[TarHeelNation11]

In my experience, there are certain names that just always yield a hot chick. Here are a few I'll offer up:

- Jessica
- Lindsey
- Taylor
- Emily

Anyone else notice this? Offer up your names that seem to always yield a hot girl. Also, since this thread is bound to get off track like they all do, just offer up some female names you find sexy. Go.

 

[Blue2010]

Thelma-Jean
Betty-Sue
Margaret
Rhonda
Susan

Oh wait...you wanted the other end of the spectrum... My bad

 

[UNC '92]

Ashley
Madison

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Ashley
Madison

Win.

 

[gunslingerdick]

In my experience, there are certain names that just always yield a hot chick. Here are a few I'll offer up:

- Jessica
- Lindsey
- Taylor
- Emily

Anyone else notice this? Offer up your names that seem to always yield a hot girl. Also, since this thread is bound to get off track like they all do, just offer up some female names you find sexy. Go.

This thread is bound to offend someone. My post will make sure of that. But I'll give it 4 stars. Could turn out to be a 5 star. We'll see.

- Jessica
.

Nah, 'round here, it's too rednecky.

- Lindsey
.

I only know 1 girl named Lindsey (and funny enough, I know 2 guys with the name) and she's not hot. I could see how that could be a "hot" name though.

- Taylor

Yes. My buddies and I once had some entertainment named Taylor. She was super-hot. And I know a nonprofessional woman by the same name that's pretty cute.

- Emily
.

Absolutely.

I'll offer a few up:

- Mary Catherine, Mary Elizabeth, Mary Francis, Mary fill-in-the-blank (I even know a Mary Stuart and she's hotter than a $2 pistol). Basically, if a girl has a double name and the first is Mary, she's probably going to be hot...and a total bitch.

- Brooke. This name is specifically reserved for hot girls.

- Caroline. This one isn't the sure thing that Brooke is but still, more times than not, Caroline is going to be a looker.

- Paige. Like Mary Catherine (or other variations), maybe a little too "sorority" for some but typically, Paige is going to be hot.

**Bonus** - I tend to like girls with guys' names like Alex (short for Alexandra), Danni (short for Dannielle), Stevie (short for something), Charlie (I know a hot "Charlie-Kate") Drew, Carson, Reese, Tyler...probably a few more.

 

[UNC '92]

This thread is bound to offend someone. My post will make sure of that. But I'll give it 4 stars. Could turn out to be a 5 star. We'll see.



Nah, 'round here, it's too rednecky.



I only know 1 girl named Lindsey (and funny enough, I know 2 guys with the name) and she's not hot. I could see how that could be a "hot" name though.



Yes. My buddies and I once had some entertainment named Taylor. She was super-hot. And I know a nonprofessional woman by the same name that's pretty cute.




Absolutely.

I'll offer a few up:

- Mary Catherine, Mary Elizabeth, Mary Francis, Mary fill-in-the-blank (I even know a Mary Stuart and she's hotter than a $2 pistol). Basically, if a girl has a double name and the first is Mary, she's probably going to be hot...and a total bitch.

- Brooke. This name is specifically reserved for hot girls.

- Caroline. This one isn't the sure thing that Brooke is but still, more times than not, Caroline is going to be a looker.

- Paige. Like Mary Catherine (or other variations), maybe a little too "sorority" for some but typically, Paige is going to be hot.

**Bonus** - I tend to like girls with guys' names like Alex (short for Alexandra), Danni (short for Dannielle), Stevie (short for something), Charlie (I know a hot "Charlie-Kate") Drew, Carson, Reese, Tyler...probably a few more.

Your list reads like my fantasy porn name list.

 

[UNC '92]

Win.

It may be too soon for some.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

- Brooke. This name is specifically reserved for hot girls.

Excellent, excellent call sir. It is impossible for a girl to be named Brooke and not be hot. And I hear what you're saying on the 'boy'/unisex names. Jordan's are usually hot too. Paige is hot too.

Another name I'll throw in the ring: Savannah

 

[BillyL]

Christy

Drew

Patricia

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Christy

Drew

Patricia

ehhhh. I'll maybe give you Christy. But Drew and Patricia?? Might as well throw Gertrude on there :/

 

[HookUNC75]

Another name I'll throw in the ring: Savannah

+1,000,000. Yep, uh-huh,you're right, absolutely!

 

[BillyL]

ehhhh. I'll maybe give you Christy. But Drew and Patricia?? Might as well throw Gertrude on there :/

I don't know any Gertrudes . .

 

[TarHeelNation11]

+1,000,000. Yep, uh-huh,you're right, absolutely!

If I could meet a cute brunette named Savannah who had a slight twang off her tongue, I would die a happy man.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Savannah

Gosh no. I won't go into detail unless I know nobody here has a wife or daughter named that, but let's just say it's a name I expect to hear on "Real Housewives" and not "Downtown Abbey".

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Gosh no. I won't go into detail unless I know nobody here has a wife or daughter named that, but let's just say it's a name I expect to hear on "Real Housewives" and not "Downtown Abbey".

Don't ruin it for me bro. The Savannah I knew was sweet as pie and cute as a button. Real girl next door.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Sorry.

I'm such a dick.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Sorry.

I'm such a dick.

LOL. I didn't phrase it right when I said "don't ruin it for me." You couldn't do that. The name is already a big winner with me. I realize personal experiences impact whether we like certain names.

 

[Billheel]

On the opposite note, How many girl babies will be named Caitlyn or Cait now? talking about F---ing up a pretty good name.

 

[DeanFor President]

Brooke
Alicia
Courtney
Heather

 

[TarHeelMark]

My daughter is named Emily, so I am offended. LOL.

 

[TarHeelMark]

I would've agreed on the name Christy but I used to work with one that was an annoying semi-fat be-otch so that changed my tune on that name.

 

[heelz2345]

Monica
Erica
Rita
Tina
Sandra
Mary
Jessica

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Monica
Erica
Rita
Tina
Sandra
Mary
Jessica

Ok Lou Vega.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Also, an unintended consequence of me making this thread and using the title I chose, in the URL, it makes a -________- face. Which is about how I feel right now as I watch the seconds tick by, waiting til when I can leave.

 

[heelz2345]

Ok Lou Vega.

Close, it's Lou Bega. Geez, you would think with as many hit songs as he had, you could spell it right.

 

[heelz2345]

Some of those names apply though. Jessica and Mary particulary. I've seen some good looking Erica's as well.

 

[Raising Heel]

- Jessica

Lost my virginity to a girl with a smoking body named Jessica, and had a former co-worker named Jessica who was on the dance team at Wake who was a solid 9.

I'm out.

 

[bleeduncblue]

Kate

And I've known two Audra's in my life ...both very hot ...and I married one of them.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Some of those names apply though. Jessica and Mary particulary. I've seen some good looking Erica's as well.

Mary's are usually gross in my experience

 

[heelz2345]

Mary's are usually gross in my experience

I've known some who have fallen on both ends, but many of the better looking ones have been like GSD said and have a 2nd name to go with it