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If Coaches Were Presidential Candidates...

What Would Jesus Do?

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Which coaches would be which presidential candidate? Here's my take:

K is Clinton. Undeniably experienced and competent, but with a nasty streak and a monstrous sense of entitlement plus a willingness to bend rules and throw people under the bus for any advantage.

Cal is Trump. Brash and bold but walking a tightrope of extravagance and bluster that will (probably) eventually blow up in his face.

Roy is Bernie Sanders. Unwavering in his beliefs and values. Old school - maybe to a fault. Honorable. Sometimes manages his timeouts badly.

You can drill down further. For example, Tony Bennett is Rubio - fresh and young and strong early, but can he keep it up? Rick Barnes is Cruz - slimeball. Leonard Hamilton is Jeb - solid but reliably underperforms. Gott is Kasich - neither as good nor as bad as people say but ultimately boring. Pitino is Carly Fiorina - sharp and tough but very abrasive.

Who have you got?
 
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Trump is Pitino - somewhat sleazy and the stripper scandal just fits to a T.

Clinton is John Thompson III - part of a family that has been around Washington D.C. for awhile, but ultimately sucks at the job and will never live up to the family's billing.
 
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