If there's one thing my recent movie and television watching has taught me

[Raising Heel]

It's that I need to start developing some skills in weaponry and hand-to-hand combat. Not or. And.

Vikings
The Big Lebowski
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Noah

In every one of these examples, people got seriously injured or killed due to poor footwork, or a lack of crossbow skills, or the inability to differentiate a Posta Lungo from a Posta Frontale, etc. Seriously, it's a wonder I've lived as long as I have.

 

[JHVS]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

A 5-star thread that references Vikings AND Lord of the Rings....

 

[BillyL]

It's that I need to start developing some skills in weaponry and hand-to-hand combat. Not or. And.

Vikings
The Big Lebowski
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Noah

In every one of these examples, people got seriously injured or killed due to poor footwork, or a lack of crossbow skills, or the inability to differentiate a Posta Lungo from a Posta Frontali, etc. Seriously, it's a wonder I've lived as long as I have.

I'm looking forward to this upcoming weekend's war movies . . by Tuesday AM, I'll be even a bigger badass than I already am.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

I'm looking forward to this upcoming weekend's war movies . . by Tuesday AM, I'll be even a bigger badass than I already am.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Surprisingly, I have nothing whatsoever to add to this thread. I couldn't even thing of a silly meme to post.

1 star thread...only because I can't participate.

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

The dude, Ragnar, abides...