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I'm a terrible person because...

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...last night, I stole money out of one of my kids' wallets to give "tooth fairy" money to the other kid.

...this morning, I lied to Father Jim - the priest at my sons' school.


Who's next? Please share with us why you are a terrible person. And feel free to comment on another's misdeeds.
 
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What'd you lie about?

My kids are supposed to have short, well-groomed hair (Catholic school, you know?). I love the uniforms but the hair thing just doesn't sit well with me. I always let my son grow his hair out long during the summer. This year, I've pushed the envelope. He hasn't had a haircut since February. Father Jim said something to me today about it. Knowing I had zero intention of getting it cut before the end of the year, I told him, "yeah, I understand, Father Jim. We have a bunch of commitments in the evening this week (false) and we're going to be out of town all weekend (false) so I'm not sure I'll be able to take care of it before next week. But we'll get done then for sure (false)." School ends next Friday. There is no way I'm going to cut his hair before August when he has to go back to school.
 
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At least once a yr i call in an anonymous tip to the bristol tenn police on my bro in law. Twice its led to him being arrested and i lmao.

The guy is pure freaking evil btw

Well, if he's pure evil, then I'm not sure that makes you a terrible person. Maybe you should get him to poast in this thread. All I'm seeing is a bunch of typical OOTB evasion tactics. I designed this thread in part to make myself feel better and you idiots aren't going along with my plan.
 
All I'm seeing is a bunch of typical OOTB evasion tactics. I designed this thread in part to make myself feel better and you idiots aren't going along with my plan.
Okay fine.

I'm a terrible person because...
... I never give money to the homeless as a general rule.
... I don't donate my money or time to any charity, the Rams Club excluded
... I won't date a girl if she isn't at least a 7, no matter how many interests we share
... I drive 15 over the speed limit
... I judge people who aren't from the South
... I judge people who don't like sports
... I judge people.
... I take the Lord's name in vein when I'm really angry
... I occasionally drive after drinking too much
... I occasionally lie

Better?
 
I'm an asshole. So I'm told. I'll piss you off in a heartbeat and give zero ****s about it. I can't stand stupid people. If you act stupid around me I'll make you feel like a worthless piece of shit.

Also I laugh at racist jokes.
 
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Oh, I've taken money from my kids plenty of times. They have money in the freezer they have gotten. When we need it for something (lunch money, tooth fairy money, liqour, etc...) and I need some I'll take it. To be fair, most of it came from my parents anyway so it's whatever.

I just dropped off a ton of crap for our church yard sale, which goes to benefit our benevolence fund. I really took a ton of stuff too. I mean, like 17 trash bags full of toys and clothes, two truckloads of outdoor toys, and electronic stuff like coffee makers and blenders and stuff. I'm basically saying all that to justify what comes next. So there was this nice 37 inch Toshiba HD flatscreen. It was an older model but I took it home to see if it worked and hooked it up to the DTV box and XBox in my boys room. He only had a small little 20 inch or something. It works great. So I called the lady in charge and asked her if I could have it. She said sure of course. I mean, I'm co-chair of the SPRC and a respected member and all that. Asked her how much and she said just donate whatever so I told her I would give them 20 for it. Not sure what they would have priced it for but they are going to make a ton off the stuff I donated so feel ok about it tbh. Still, it is probably worth more than that obviously.
 
Oh, I've taken money from my kids plenty of times. They have money in the freezer they have gotten. When we need it for something (lunch money, tooth fairy money, liqour, etc...) and I need some I'll take it. To be fair, most of it came from my parents anyway so it's whatever.

I just dropped off a ton of crap for our church yard sale, which goes to benefit our benevolence fund. I really took a ton of stuff too. I mean, like 17 trash bags full of toys and clothes, two truckloads of outdoor toys, and electronic stuff like coffee makers and blenders and stuff. I'm basically saying all that to justify what comes next. So there was this nice 37 inch Toshiba HD flatscreen. It was an older model but I took it home to see if it worked and hooked it up to the DTV box and XBox in my boys room. He only had a small little 20 inch or something. It works great. So I called the lady in charge and asked her if I could have it. She said sure of course. I mean, I'm co-chair of the SPRC and a respected member and all that. Asked her how much and she said just donate whatever so I told her I would give them 20 for it. Not sure what they would have priced it for but they are going to make a ton off the stuff I donated so feel ok about it tbh. Still, it is probably worth more than that obviously.
Lol woaaah, you're like a half step away from being as terrible as Hitler! Do you jaywalk too?!
 
Until the guy works up such a sweat searching around your house that he's like, F this, I'm at least grabbing a Klondike on my way outta here - and then finds your cash.
Mmmmmmmm.... Klondike bar

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I have people come in the store all the time that I've never seen inside the store and they will walk up and want a donation for whatever. I never give them anything and I explain to them that I have never refused giving to customers who do business with me. Some will walk into the store and the first thing they say is "wow, Iv'e never been in here before" and then walk up and ask for money. I tell them something along these lines "OK you have never been in my business before and the first time you come in is to ask for money"? Am I going to hell for this???
 
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I have people come in the store all the time that I've never seen inside the store and they will walk up and want a donation for whatever. I never give them anything and I explain to them that I have never refused giving to customers who do business with me. Some will walk into the store and the first thing they say is "wow, Iv'e never been in here before" and then walk up and ask for money. I tell them something along these lines "OK you have never been in my business before and the first time you come in is to ask for money"? Am I going to hell for this???

The first rule of fundraising (and sales) is to patronize the business that you're asking for money. Even if it's just a pack of gum. It shows a willingness and trust in doing business with them. So no, those you're not going to hell and those idiots should know better.

Now can you please tell me how you cheat on your wife or you threw pennies at the retarded kid that sits outside your store? I'm still trying to feel better about myself.
 
The first rule of fundraising (and sales) is to patronize the business that you're asking for money. Even if it's just a pack of gum. It shows a willingness and trust in doing business with them. So no, those you're not going to hell and those idiots should know better.

Now can you please tell me how you cheat on your wife or you threw pennies at the retarded kid that sits outside your store? I'm still trying to feel better about myself.
Sorry Gun but lying to a priest is about as bad as it gets. In other words, you're going to hell....
 
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Yeah, it wasn't as much about me donating crap as me paying 20 bucks for a TV I saw selling refurbished on the 'net for $476.
 
I mean, what do you guys want? Once I picked up a dude I knew after he broke into a DVD store and stole a bunch of crap. Seemed reasonable at the time though. One time I went with some dudes to break this guys fingers because he owed them some money. Not the type of guys I usually hung out with to be fair. And we once threw molotov cocktails at these people partying down by the river. That didn't turn out well though because the guy driving took off and my buddy's back was on fire. They exploded though. Anyway, so he flew out the back and I halfway did as well, my arm catching on the hitch but him completely off the truck being drug down the gravel road. Kind of messed him up but I was ok.

That stuff is just kind of backwoods country fun though. I don't know that I've ever done anything that is actually 'terrible person' type stuff.
 
JuleZ post actually reminded me of a legit one. When we build a house I let one of my work buddies (summer job) keep our dog, which was kind of old at the time. So the dog had a heart attack or something and died at some point. I wasn't unhappy because I did not want that dog to come to our new house. Not that I don't think it is fair to be sad when your pet dies. It definitely is. It was more just a convenience thing though.
 
JuleZ post actually reminded me of a legit one. When we build a house I let one of my work buddies (summer job) keep our dog, which was kind of old at the time. So the dog had a heart attack or something and died at some point. I wasn't unhappy because I did not want that dog to come to our new house. Not that I don't think it is fair to be sad when your pet dies. It definitely is. It was more just a convenience thing though.
You have no soul.
 
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I killed a guy who was wearing a state shirt once. It was blamed on a duke fan and he is currently on death row. Not sure if this makes me a terrible person or a good one.
 
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