I'm chewed right now

[Raising Heel]

AMA

 

[gteeitup]

is a butt plug harness really necessary?

 

[Raising Heel]

is a butt plug harness really necessary?

Depends entirely on the parties involved.

Next question.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

 

[gteeitup]

f
m
k

lisa lampanelli
kathy griffin
paula poundstone

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Smoking or edible?

 

[Raising Heel]

Technically true. Good point.

 

[Raising Heel]

f
m
k

lisa lampanelli
kathy griffin
paula poundstone

You're a terrible person. Fine.

f: Kathy Griffin (put something in her mouth)
m: Lisa Lampanelli (she seems like she could handle anything you threw at her)
k: Paula Poundstone (she must be destroyed)

ETA: Gave you grief, but forgot to give you credit for the fmk. Haven't seen one of those in a while.

 

[Raising Heel]

Smoking or edible?

 

[Raising Heel]

Speaking of FMK, the ongoing "would you rather" bit on Family Guy is great. Here, try it:

"Would you rather have sex with Queen Latifah or Halle Berry but she's been dead for six hours?"

 

[TarHeelMark]

Heard this one on Lebatard show: would you rather eat soup for every meal for the rest of your life or have permanent cheeto fingers?

 

[TarHeelMark]

f
m
k

lisa lampanelli
kathy griffin
paula poundstone

Is playing for the other team an option? I'd have to consider it, if faced with the choices in that "stellar" line up.

 

[Raising Heel]

Heard this one on Lebatard show: would you rather eat soup for every meal for the rest of your life or have permanent cheeto fingers?

I think soup is the easy choice here. Think about how many things you need your fingers to do. They're a very complicated tool. It would be an insult to turn them into cheetos.

 

[TarHeelMark]

I think soup is the easy choice here. Think about how many things you need your fingers to do. They're a very complicated tool. It would be an insult to turn them into cheetos.

My thoughts too. I mean , hell, you could put just about anything in a soup...

 

[TarHeelMark]

Speaking of FMK, the ongoing "would you rather" bit on Family Guy is great. Here, try it:

"Would you rather have sex with Queen Latifah or Halle Berry but she's been dead for six hours?"

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I mean, Six hours ain't tooooooo long. Still might be a little warm.

 

[UNC71-00]

What's for dinner?

 

[UNC71-00]

Did you remember to feed the dogs dinner?

 

[UNC71-00]

Does Carolina cover the spread against Moo?

 

[UNC71-00]

Have you ever brined a turkey and if so, any tips?

 

[UNC71-00]

This is lame.

What kind of AMA is this anyway?

 

[Raising Heel]

What's for dinner?

 

[Raising Heel]

Did you remember to feed the dogs dinner?

They don't eat until 7. I got this.

 

[UNC71-00]

If you get high off edibles, wouldn't you be chewed instead of baked?

 

[Raising Heel]

Does Carolina cover the spread against Moo?

You know I'm contractually obligated to say no.

 

[Raising Heel]

Have you ever brined a turkey and if so, any tips?

No, I have never brined a turkey and I resent you asking.

 

[Raising Heel]

This is lame.

What kind of AMA is this anyway?

Chick is right. You're mean.

 

[gteeitup]

Speaking of FMK, the ongoing "would you rather" bit on Family Guy is great. Here, try it:

"Would you rather have sex with Queen Latifah or Halle Berry but she's been dead for six hours?"

View embedded media

thank you

 

[Raising Heel]

If you get high off edibles, wouldn't you be chewed instead of baked?

Fixed.

 

[Raising Heel]

Did you remember to feed the dogs dinner?

Can you remind me again at 7? TIA.

 

[gteeitup]

thought i was high when i saw alerts under "chewed"

 

[prlyles]

OK, I'm stuck here at the store so that is the reason I'm still around but what in the hell are you guys still here. Get out and have a life. Happy Thanksgiving...

 

[Raising Heel]

OK, I'm stuck here at the store so that is the reason I'm still around but what in the hell are you guys still here. Get out and have a life. Happy Thanksgiving...

I'm multitasking.

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[UNC71-00]

Why is the O/U and spread so low in the UNC-Wiscy game tonight? 142 and 5

 

[Raising Heel]

Why is the O/U and spread so low in the UNC-Wiscy game tonight? 142 and 5

Why are you under the impression THC gives me magical powers of prediction?

 

[UNC71-00]

Why are you under the impression THC gives me magical powers of prediction?

This is an AMA thread and you are the M. If I wanted someone to ask me questions, I would talk to Mrs. 71.

Now answer the question.

 

[UNC71-00]

Can you remind me again at 7? TIA.

Feed the dogs

 

[Raising Heel]

This is an AMA thread and you are the M. If I wanted someone to ask me questions, I would talk to Mrs. 71.

Now answer the question.

The entire Wisconsin and UNC rosters are going to foul out with the score knotted at 52 and just over 10 minutes left in the game. Everyone, that is, except for T.J. Schlundt of Wisconsin and Stilman White of UNC. The coaches agree to allow them to stage an epic 1-on-1 battle in a game of 21. White goes up 20-15, then wins the game with a back-breaking 3-pointer. However, everyone decides Wisconsin tried really hard, so UNC and WI are each awarded 1.5 points of the 3-pointer. Heels win 73.5-68.5, creating a push in both the O/U and the spread. The End.

 

[Raising Heel]

Feed the dogs

You're the best. They're gonna have to wait though since I'm watching something and don't want to get up.

 

[UNC71-00]

The entire Wisconsin and UNC rosters are going to foul out with the score knotted at 52 and just over 10 minutes left in the game. Everyone, that is, except for T.J. Schlundt of Wisconsin and Stilman White of UNC. The coaches agree to allow them to stage an epic 1-on-1 battle in a game of 21. White goes up 20-15, then wins the game with a back-breaking 3-pointer. However, everyone decides Wisconsin tried really hard, so UNC and WI are each awarded 1.5 points of the 3-pointer. Heels win 73.5-68.5, creating a push in both the O/U and the spread. The End.

Seems legit.

Did you feed the dogs?