I had the day off today, so I decided to do some long-overdue work around the house. Started at 9 am since I figured everyone else would be at work by then. Did some mowing, weed eating, edging, light chain saw work, and leaf blowing. I also run my leaf blower to clean my driveway every single day at sunset. Just trying to keep up home values and make the neighborhood a better place to live, you know?
Well get this. While I was working, I kept seeing the blinds at my neighbor's house moving. Dude who lives next door was basically keeping tabs on me all day. Then about 30 minutes ago, he comes out of his house in his underwear -- with a Miller Lite in his hand and Cheeto dust all over his wife-beater -- and shoots me this confrontational look, like he wants to punch me in the face or something. Fortunately for me he was so drunk he could barely stand up. I must've interrupted his nap. That lazy SOB needs to mow his lawn and quit worrying about other people's business.
Well get this. While I was working, I kept seeing the blinds at my neighbor's house moving. Dude who lives next door was basically keeping tabs on me all day. Then about 30 minutes ago, he comes out of his house in his underwear -- with a Miller Lite in his hand and Cheeto dust all over his wife-beater -- and shoots me this confrontational look, like he wants to punch me in the face or something. Fortunately for me he was so drunk he could barely stand up. I must've interrupted his nap. That lazy SOB needs to mow his lawn and quit worrying about other people's business.
