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Grayhead

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We have tried to assault other rivals forums with a few small victories.
Let's review some unsuspecting persons product.
Criteria:
Keep it within the boundaries. Don't want it shut down for a while
Find a product fitting for such a review
Find somewhere that we can use different user names.
Argue amongst each other about eachs review
Bonus points for getting the seller to interact with the reviews
Possibly invite other forums to join once the ball is rolling. (Such as Iowa's site)


Below is an example


https://www.google.com/amp/bgr.com/2015/10/12/amazon-product-reviews-best-funny/amp/

I think it would take a while to find the right product to review. It doesn't have to be an Amazon product.
 
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If Raidiar has a hard time dealing with this bunch of pirates, imagine what some unsuspecting fool would do
 
Trojan condoms would be way to easy. And would probably get locked as soon as chick started her review


I wonder if Amazon has anonymous reviews. I'd hate to create a new account after every review
 
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Grayhead said:
Trojan condoms would be way to easy. And would probably get locked as soon as chick started her review


I wonder if Amazon has anonymous reviews. I'd hate to create a new account after every review
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Agreed. That's the problem with Amazon. Anything you review is going to be attached to your profile forever. I think we could have a lot of fun with the Best Dad Ever mug without going in the gutter. There are literally millions of other options, though.
 
Well, you know how everyone loves to follow the rules here. The gutter is the first place most go.
 
As long as we can either do it anonymously or very easy account setups.
 
So in my search for a site that allows anonymous reviews, I have found almost all sites require a name attached. So maybe we need to go to a site like Angie's list or Yelp and create fake accounts and go from there. We need to find a place or products and run with it. Also, we could list our alter names so we know who's who
 
I like this idea although I'm still preparing for a board invasion. Give me the specs after you idiots figure out where we're going.
 
Do the Russian jersey guys have a comment section on their site? We could go over there and let them know how much we appreciate their free customization.
 
Dang, mods deleted the thread with my reviews, wish I'd copied them here. Lookin' at you @heelbent. Any chance you can paste 'em?

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First, this jesrey itself is really well made and was delivered to my door within minutes after ordering by a really cool delivery hawk. Think swooped down and I though he was going to eat my Pekinese but instead he dropped off my new Duke Blue Devils #4 J.J. Redick ACC Patch NCAA Authentic Basketball Performance Blue Jersey. Thanks, hawk! The first thing I noticed is that the color of this jersey is made to be EXACTLY Duke blue. None of that navy blue stuff you get with some jerseys. When people see this one they will know that you are a true Duke fan - either a trust-fund frat boy from New Jersey or a good 'ol boy from the sticks of North Carolina who's never set foot on Duke's campus. The second thing I noticed is the stitching. Man, it is tighter than the sphincters of Duke's opponents when they come into our glorified high school gym and see 2,000 nerdy students painted blue and yelling at them from way too close to the court.

Now, why did I rate this product four stars instead of the five it probably deserves? Well, that's because it was advertised as 100% NCAA Authentic so I thought I would be able to go practice with the team. But when I tried to join the shootaround, Coach K cursed at me for at least 15 minutes straight and then Grayson Allen tripped me when I tried to go for a layup. But I felt a little better after Sean Obi came over and helped me up. He said he understood where I was coming from because he gets to wear the jersey but doesn't get to play either. Anyway, then I read them some of my poetry and left. I know when I'm not wanted. I just hope I can make it out of Durham without getting shot.

So as long as you don't expect this jersey to actually get you on the team (unless maybe you're a really good floor-slapper), you'll be thrilled with this product. Can't recommend enough.

I almost docked it one more star because it costs two dollars more than the UNC jerseys, but then I realized that's perfectly fitting because everything at Duke is way more expensive even if it's the exact same. And hey, we're Duke fans and we're better so we can afford it.

Skysdad



JuleZ '02 HEEL Hall of Famer


New When I first put this jersee on I did not understand the difference it would make in my game. Before ordering this fine peece of merchandize I was getting beat down by the scrubs at the YMCA and I could hardly hit a free throw. Seriously my game was like a dookie. Might as well start tripping people. But then I got my 2016 North Carolina Tar Heels #15 Vince Carter College Basketball Jersey White and now I am playing like Luke Maye. I am grabbing every rebound, making outlet passes to start the Tar Heels' patented fast break offense, and stepping out to shoot threes with a triple green light from Coach. The only thing that can stop me is blown assists when my teammates don't scoree off my amazing passes. When opponents see the number 15 on my jersee they cower like the inferior Wolpfack but that doesn't keep them from getting dunked on poster style. I would gladly have payed $45 for this but at $20.99 it is the best deal of the Trump era. And believe me, there are a lot of great deals in the Trump era. When I get my next paycheck I am going to order the 2016 North Carolina Tar Heels #23 Michael Jordan College Basketball Jersey White and then I will be unstoppable, you may see me in the NBA soon treating Lebron James like a red-headed stepchild.

Ram Tough
 
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@JuleZ '02 HEEL ...

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You da man.

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thepulsesports said:
Just because winter has arrived doesn't mean you have to go into hibernation. Stock up on training gear to make the most of the training season. During our Cyber Week sale We are taking an extra 10% to 50% off our already near wholesale prices on the items below. Once they are gone they are gone.


BowNet Football Fade Net

The Fade Net is 8' at the center and the basket is adjustable from Horizontal to 45 Degree . With a 'Sets Up' time of 60secs it's perfect for your busy practice schedule. Weighing under 22lbs you can position the net easily for the Corner, Fade and the Post routes. Set up time : 60seconds

$219.99

http://thepulsesports.com/shop/product/bownet-football-fade-net/


Bownet Quarterback 5 Pocket Net

The Bownet Quarterback 5 pocket net (QB5) gives you the option that you’ve never had before, A truly portable Short Pass accuracy net. That stores and travels easily in the free carry bag. Great for quarterback drills!

Bring some accuracy in your short passing drills, with the QB5, and

when it comes to portability and ‘set up’ time there is no comparison.

$259.99

http://thepulsesports.com/shop/product/bownet-quarterback-5-pocket-net/


Firstpitch Two Wheel Football Passing & Kicking Machine

A great tool for high school, middle school and college football coaches
Runs off 120 Volt power or a 1500 Watt generator
1/3 HP motor - 2 of them! (Jugs can't say that.)
2 different slides - one for spirals and one for kickoffs.
Throws spirals up to a distance of 80 yards!


Manufactured and built in the USA. High quality all metal construction with powder coated finish. Infinitely variable distance adjustments. Just set the dial for anywhere up to 80 yards. A great tool for high school, middle school and college football coaches. Allows you to put players through many repetitions which can help improve their performance. Kicks footballs up to a distance of 80 yards! Throws spirals up to a distance of 80 yards! Set low to the ground and practice punt snaps! Fits both "Official" and "Youth" size footballs. First Pitch Quarterback is durable - able to take the game of football. There are 2 motors in the Quarterback (and no flexible shaft to break and potentially not covered by warranty. Easy to set up, easy to take down. Runs off 120 Volt power or a 1500 Watt generator. Swivels back and forth for a wide range of kicks and spirals. Height can also be adjusted. 1/3 HP motor - 2 of them! (Jugs can't say that.) 2 different slides - one for spirals and one for kickoffs. Just a quick change of the slide and you're ready to go.

$399

http://thepulsesports.com/shop/product/firstpitch-two-wheel-football-passing-kicking-machine/
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This site (new spam post on Blitz) requires an email address but I know some of you schmos use throwaways so ...
 
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