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Mike Irby's 100th Birthday Party

JuleZ '02 HEEL

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The family wheeled Mike out on the lawn in his wheelchair for his 100th birthday party. Mike couldn't speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Mike started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up and stuffed pillows on his right side.

A short time later, he started leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed him, and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to hold him up.

A young tyke who had arrived late came up to Mike and said, "Hi, Grandpa, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Mike took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the boy ...

"They won't let me fart."







Hi, @mikeirbyusa ! Hope you're doing well.
 
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When HookUNC75 was a kid he went to the doctor. In the waiting room a little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked Hook.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.

When he heard this, Hook started to cry himself.

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

Hook looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
 
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