Name of the Year 2019

[Raising Heel]

Sorry I’m a little late poasting this, but CAROLINA Football’s own Storm Duck is in this year’s contest and narrowly won his first round matchup.

https://deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-first-round-bulltron-regional-1833716527/

 

[TarHeelMark]

Where are the results? I have to see if my bracket is busted or not; my FF is...
Pretzel Monteclaro
General Booty
Lionel Pimpin
Nimrod Shmul

 

[Raising Heel]

Storm Duck is destroying Syncere Friends in the second round

https://deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-second-round-voting-is-now-open-1833913518

 

[TarHeelMark]

Where are the results? I have to see if my bracket is busted or not; my FF is...
Pretzel Monteclaro
General Booty
Lionel Pimpin
Nimrod Shmul

Dammit.
Nimrod didn’t get past the first round.

 

[Raising Heel]

Next round of voting is open: https://deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-second-round-voting-part-2-1833973426

The #1 seed in the Dragonwagon Region is named Jizyah Shorts lololol

 

[coolwaterunc]

This is a very underrated tournament

 

[coolwaterunc]

As much as I'd like to see Storm Duck win, if Jizyah Shorts isn't the champion, then there's something wrong.

 

[tarheel0910]

This is a very underrated tournament

I was trying to think of some more OOTB tournaments we could do, but I'm not sure if we could get enough participation. The number of regular posters is a lot lower than it was when we did the last few tournaments.

 

[TarHeelMark]

I was trying to think of some more OOTB tournaments we could do, but I'm not sure if we could get enough participation. The number of regular posters is a lot lower than it was when we did the last few tournaments.

I wonder why?

 

[tarheel0910]

I wonder why?

I blame the white man.

 

[nctransplant]

I blame the white man.

kill Whitey

 

[tarheel0910]

kill Whitey

 

[TarHeelMark]

I blame the white man.

Entitled sons a bitches.

 

[Raising Heel]

The Sweet 16 has begun and right now our guy, 13-seed Storm Duck, has a narrow lead over the 1 seed. Let’s make this happen, people.

https://deadspin.com/vote-in-the-name-of-the-year-sweet-sixteen-1834112499

 

[Raising Heel]

Elite Eight: Storm Duck is still alive and shows no signs of stopping

https://deadspin.com/its-time-to-vote-in-the-name-of-the-year-elite-eight-1834241511

 

[TarHeelMark]

Elite Eight: Storm Duck is still alive and shows no signs of stopping

https://deadspin.com/its-time-to-vote-in-the-name-of-the-year-elite-eight-1834241511

Should be a good one vs Pretzel; Storm has a legit shot at getting to the finals. However, a likely matchup against pre-tourney favorite Jizyah Shorts is looming.

 

[Raising Heel]

Should be a good one vs Pretzel; Storm has a legit shot at getting to the finals. However, a likely matchup against pre-tourney favorite Jizyah Shorts is looming.

There's no shame in losing to Jizyah Shorts.

 

[Raising Heel]

It’s the Final Four and Storm Duck needs our help

https://deadspin.com/heres-the-name-of-the-year-final-four-1834447252

 

[dadika13]

Dafaq is this?

 

[Raising Heel]

Dafaq is this?

It's a contest. They hold it every year. You vote on names.

 

[gteeitup]

Sorry I’m a little late poasting this, but CAROLINA Football’s own Storm Duck is in this year’s contest and narrowly won his first round matchup.

https://deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-first-round-bulltron-regional-1833716527/

incredible...i love this!!

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Voted. Not looking good for Storm.

 

[tarheel0910]

Voted. Not looking good for Storm.

I'm just happy something good related to UNC football made a final four.

 

[Raising Heel]

I'm just happy something good related to UNC football made a final four.

Ouch.

 

[Raising Heel]

Voted. Not looking good for Storm.

Probably best to bow out after reaching the Final Four. Jizyah Shorts has blown away everyone she has come up against.

 

[Raising Heel]

Jizyah Shorts has blown away everyone she has come up against.

My craft is wasted on you people.

 

[TarHeelMark]

My craft is wasted on you people.

Who you calling “you people”?

 

[TarHeelMark]

Probably best to bow out after reaching the Final Four. Jizyah Shorts has blown away everyone she has come up against.

Would’ve been better if Jizyah was a dude.

 

[cletusnow]

In related news, Skye Bolt had his major league debut yesterday with the A’s.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

In related news, Skye Bolt had his major league debut yesterday with the A’s.

Hopefully he'll give them a spark. They're off to a bad start, but the whole division seems to be struggling to this point, and they're only 5 games out of first.