Nincompoop
(Credit to Mrs 71 for bringing this one out of the vault last night)
(Credit to Mrs 71 for bringing this one out of the vault last night)
Old School and Underutilized Insults
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Worked with a dude ~20 years ago that would call people "whistle-dick". Not sure WTH that even means but it always made me laugh.
I'm also fond of knucklehead and it's first cousin chucklehead
Nimrod
dumas
dufus
harlot
goldbricker
And of course worst of all...
sailor
dumas
dufus
harlot
goldbricker
And of course worst of all...
sailor
I see what you did there, jarhead.
My dad's favorite term for a man he didn't like was crumb bum.
My dad was a tobacco farmer and I'm pretty sure my name was "Damnit" for about 18 years.
LOL, I gotcha. Seems like every other word out of my dad's mouth when talking to me was "Shut up, hippy."
I had a bit of a reputation as being a wild child when I was a teen. .A neighbor came over looking for some help one afternoon. He nodded toward me and asked my dad if he could spare one of us boys for a couple of hours. My youngest brother and I were standing there and dad told Chris to go fetch my other brother, Wayne. Dad told the guy, "Wayne's a pretty good hand. He'll help you do whatever you need." The guy just looked at me and grinned. Acting like my feelings were hurt I asked Pop..."Hey, what about me?" Dad turned around really slow, stared at me for a second and said, "Son, if I need somebody who don't mind working and will do what I tell him, I'll call for your brother. If I need somebody to drink beer, smoke dope and chase whores, well, I'll call you." I thought the neighbor was going to bust a gut laughing.
I LOVE chucklehead. Stooges classic.
Priss-pot
Pencil dick, and related needle dick
Wiseacre
Pinhead
Goober
Dimwit
Schmuck
Reprobate
Bozo
And the ever-infuriating pally boy.
Priss-pot
Pencil dick, and related needle dick
Wiseacre
Pinhead
Goober
Dimwit
Schmuck
Reprobate
Bozo
And the ever-infuriating pally boy.
For whatever reason, I think calling someone a "butthole" is way funnier than calling them an "asshole." There was a time recently I saw a kid (probably about 9 or 10) call a group of teenagers "buttholes" with the straightest face and then he stormed off and it was very funny to me
Oh man, my neighbor used to call me that all the time when I was a kid. I love that one.
I agree but I like buttface even better than butthole.
If we're including phrases, that opens up a ton of more material. Such as...
C'mon son. Grandma was slow, but she was 90.
Well, it falls under the category of an insult, and those phrases were commonplace in our household growing up, so...I would vote that they fit.
