OOTB Cult Thread

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

We can start with this:

In order to post here, you need to:

• Have a strong opinion on packaged shredded cheese and whether or not you choose to regularly consume its contents.
• Make fun of Radar posters.
• Proudly represent your favorite cereal.
• Every now and then, take a thread and make multiple threads mocking that thread. Replace a word in the thread title with another word that rhymes with it. The contents of the post should include a picture of the rhyming word.
• Choose whether or not to use "poast" or "post." It cannot be both. There is a strong dividing line with this one.
• Use sarcasm in 99.99% of your posts.
• My addition: Must love bacon.

I guess we'll have to list @keysersosay#1 as the founder.
@UNC71-00 (or maybe @UNC74-00?) obviously needs to be treasurer since he's great with numbers.

Please feel free to add rules and suggestions. However a quorum will be required to adopt any changes.

 

[Raising Heel]

According to Webster's:

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cult

noun \ˈkəlt\

Simple Definition of cult

• a small religious group that is not part of a larger and more accepted religion and that has beliefs regarded by many people as extreme or dangerous
  
  
• a situation in which people admire and care about something or someone very much or too much
  
  
• a small group of very devoted supporters or fans
  

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We're pretty much all those things, right?

 

[coolwaterunc]

Yes

 

[Raising Heel]

I wish I had the time (and patience) to write everyone's name in this pic and an arrow pointing to which one they are. @gunslingerdick is definitely the guy in the middle with his arm raised, though.

 

[prlyles]

Anyone who consumes packaged shredded cheese should not be allowed to comment on any other food topic.

 

[Blue2010]

Must have the ability to effectively contribute random pictures and gifs to a Random thread of choice.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I had some shirts printed up for us. I sent a couple to 71-00. He sent back this pic of him and his wife modeling them.

 

[gunslingerdick]

I wish I had the time (and patience) to write everyone's name in this pic and an arrow pointing to which one they are. @gunslingerdick is definitely the guy in the middle with his arm raised, though.

I was so hoping I could be that guy.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Must dole out "likes" on this board like THN is doling out handsies in the men's room.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

 

[Raising Heel]

I had some shirts printed up for us. I sent a couple to 71-00. He sent back this pic of him and his wife modeling them.

Would.

Both of them.

At the same time.

Yes, I know she's somebody's daughter.

 

[tarheel0910]

We can start with this:

I guess we'll have to list @keysersosay#1 as the founder.
@UNC71-00 (or maybe @UNC74-00?) obviously needs to be treasurer since he's great with numbers.

Please feel free to add rules and suggestions. However a quorum will be required to adopt any changes.

I really hope key responds to this post. I've got a feeling it would be epic.

 

[Raising Heelmanwilm]

Someone has to be the prophet and bed all the wives. Okay i'll do it.

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

Must NOT post Rank 'Em threads. If you want opinions poast a poll.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Must NOT post Rank 'Em threads. If you want opinions poast a poll.

hate

 

[tarheel0910]

Rank 'em

1-Turn this thread into a poll
2-Don't turn this thread into a poll
3-Make sarcastic posts every time someone mentions a poll

 

[gunslingerdick]

Would.

Both of them.

At the same time.

Yes, I know she's somebody's daughter.

He's somebody's son for cryin' out loud.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Rank 'em

1-Turn this thread into a poll
2-Don't turn this thread into a poll
3-Make sarcastic posts every time someone mentions a poll

You left off choice #4 - Heckle GSD and his love of Rank 'ems.

 

[tarheel0910]

You left off choice #4 - Heckle GSD and his love of Rank 'ems.

I wanted to make sure there was some diversity. That would have been everyone's #1 ranking.

 

[Raising Heelmanwilm]

Have to link a post from radar with a radar regular threatening u in red font.

 

[Raising Heel]

Have to link a post from radar with a radar regular threatening u in red font.

It's freaking me out when I see you post. I'm like, "I didn't post that, did I?"

 

[heelz2345]

Me reading this thread after being away from the board for a few days.

 

[Raising Heel]

Me reading this thread after being away from the board for a few days.

Well you're in luck, because here's the tl;dr version:

Stupid Poaster on Radar confused me with UNC71-00 with heelmanwilm, etc. Repeatedly. So we all trolled him by exchanging avatars and creating new user names with existing avatars. Hilarity ensued.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Well you're in luck, because here's the tl;dr version:

Stupid Poaster on Radar confused me with UNC71-00 with heelmanwilm, etc. Repeatedly. So we all trolled him by exchanging avatars and creating new user names with existing avatars. Hilarity ensued.

As an innocent bystander in all of this, I can verify that what RH wrote is true. Except for maybe the last part. Hilarity is awful strong. I might say mild amusement ensued.

 

[heelz2345]

 

[Raising Heel]

As an innocent bystander in all of this, I can verify that what RH wrote is true. Except for maybe the last part. Hilarity is awful strong. I might say mild amusement ensued.

You weren't even there so shut your pie hole. Hopefully you were busy planning our next invasion you slack ass.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Ok, so RH, being the douchebag he is, went over to Raider and started picking on certain poasters. He was making pointless arguments just to get under people's skin. He was also changing font colors (as if that means anything) and typing in all caps and just generally being a dick. It was embarrassing. Then, finally, Heel58 showed up and set him straight. Let's just say, RH walked away with his tail between his legs. I bet he'd even tell you there's little chance he'd show his face around those parts again.

 

[Raising Heel]

Ok, so RH, being the douchebag he is, went over to Raider and started picking on certain poasters. He was making pointless arguments just to get under people's skin. He was also changing font colors (as if that means anything) and typing in all caps and just generally being a dick. It was embarrassing. Then, finally, Heel58 showed up and set him straight. Let's just say, RH walked away with his tail between his legs. I bet he'd even tell you there's little chance he'd show his face around those parts again.

This is all technically correct.

 

[tarheel0910]

I would have to say that 58 was the aggressor. RH just kept poking him.

 

[mikeirbyusa]

You boys just ain't right!

 

[coryfly]

I don't care for the shade of blue in the picture. Besides that, I have no real issues with the idea of a cult.

 

[Grayhead]

Rule #101. Be ready to set straight any ratardions that gets out of line and challenges the cult policies. If one brother gets cornered, then we defend in mass waves.

Politics will be left at the door. Religious discussions, as well. Start a thread devoted soley for that.

 

[UNC71-00]

This is a stupid thread and you people are morons.

 

[UNC71-00]

We can start with this:

I guess we'll have to list @keysersosay#1 as the founder.
@UNC71-00 (or maybe @UNC74-00?) obviously needs to be treasurer since he's great with numbers.

Please feel free to add rules and suggestions. However a quorum will be required to adopt any changes.

F that. RH is treasurer.

 

[UNC71-00]

Someone has to be the prophet and bed all the wives. Okay i'll do it.

Cool. I will knock out your sisters and daughters. I don't need to mess with any more wives.

 

[UNC71-00]

I really hope key responds to this post. I've got a feeling it would be epic.

Did that cracker respond in some other thread and I missed it?

If so, tell him that Brice Harper can suck a dick.

 

[TarHeelMark]

let's all use the same avatar and then invade.... imagine the fun

 

[UNC71-00]

You weren't even there so shut your pie hole. Hopefully you were busy planning our next invasion you slack ass.

He only participates when he thinks he came up with the idea.

 

[Raising Heel]

F that. RH is treasurer.

No. I'm tired.

 

[tarheel0910]

If so, tell him that Brice Harper can suck a dick.