OOTB movie

[Grayhead]

Out of the Blue https://g.co/kgs/Pzvgo6
Made for tv movie about the demise of OOTB. Here's your future. Naturally, the town represents this message board

 

[Raising Heel]

A middle-aged loner* becomes the perpetrator of New Zealand's** largest mass murder*** when an argument between neighbors ends in a shooting. After killing his neighbor, David Gray (Matthew Sunderland) sets fire to the man's house with children inside****, then shoots anyone else who wanders into range*****. Authorities are helpless to rescue the victims, and a long night begins as townspeople huddle in their homes as Gray rages on outside.******



* That's me
** Bucket list item achieved
*** Checks out
**** I might have gone a little overboard here
***** Not entirely my fault
****** Finally getting the respect I deserve

 

[gunslingerdick]

If there was an OOTB movie, who would you want to play you and why?

 

[tarheel0910]

If there was an OOTB movie, who would you want to play you and why?

Obviously I would play myself. No one has the skills and expertise it would require to be me. Think Eminem in 8 mile. If you want it done right, you got to do it yourself.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Obviously I would play myself. No one has the skills and expertise it would require to be me. Think Eminem in 8 mile. If you want it done right, you got to do it yourself.

 

[Raising Heel]

If there was an OOTB movie, who would you want to play you and why?

Edward Norton. Great actor and people tell me he's a much better-looking version of me.

 

[tarheel0910]

You never said you couldn't play yourself. You just said who would you want to play that role. Change your question to include the caveat that you can't play yourself. TIA

 

[jcolucci]

 

[Grayhead]

If someone picks strum, they could play 2 parts.

 

[gunslingerdick]

If someone picks strum, they could play 2 parts.

 

[gunslingerdick]

Edward Norton. Great actor and people tell me he's a much better-looking version of me.

Of course you picked him. THN is in your head.

Without knowing if the OOTB movie is a comedy or drama, I'd probably go with Robert Downey Jr. to play the part of gunslingerdick. We don't look alike, but he's a versatile actor, highly regarded and he might let me wear that Iron man suit.

 

[gunslingerdick]

You don't strike me as an angry fella. But cool choice nonetheless.

 

[tarheel0910]

Without knowing if the OOTB movie is a comedy or drama

I think there is no question it would be classified as a horror movie.

I'd probably go with Robert Downey Jr. to play the part of gunslingerdick.

The first person I thought of for you was Jared Fogle.*



*Is that too far? I think I might have gone too far.

 

[gunslingerdick]

The first person I thought of for you was Jared Fogle.*

Is he an actor? I'm not familiar with him.

 

[tarheel0910]

Is he an actor? I'm not familiar with him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle

 

[gunslingerdick]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle

So he does have some acting experience. I'd consider it.

Oh wait...that didn't go as planned when you drummed up that tired ass joke. Sorry.

 

[tarheel0910]

Oh wait...that didn't go as planned when you drummed up that tired ass joke. Sorry.

OOTB is the home of tired ass jokes. Lighten up Francis.

 

[Raising Heel]

Of course you picked him. THN is in your head.

Nah, I've heard it for years.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Nah, I've heard it for years.

Yeah but not from someone whose opinions you worship like you do mine.