Probably will regret asking this on here....

[gteeitup]

but wtf do i do with old, uncarved pumpkins?

 

[Raising Heel]

but wtf do i do with old, uncarved pumpkins?

 

[BillyL]

I throw mine in the woods and let the squirrels eat up the seeds . . they love 'em.

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[JuleZ '02 HEEL]

I have some ideas.

1. Put them in your compost pile or just a hidden corner of your yard and let them rot away.
2. Shovel 'em into a garbage bag and throw 'em away like anything else.
3. Start a pumpkin patch for next year.
4. Put them in the crawl space under @gunslingerdick's house.
5. One word: Boom.

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Keep them away from kids:

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[tarheel0910]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Substitute for when your wife isn't in the mood . . ?

 

[coolwaterunc]

 

[BillyL]

Substitute for when your wife isn't in the mood . . ?

Whoa . . . what are you suggesting here . . ?

 

[coolwaterunc]

 

[coolwaterunc]

 

[coolwaterunc]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Whoa . . . what are you suggesting here . . ?

Someone (thing) to yell at, of course. What were you thinking. . ?

 

[WhatTheHeel?]

Got access to a catapult?

 

[Blue2010]

Got access to a catapult?

Pumpkin Chunkin'

 

[bleeduncblue]

Make sure whatever you choose to do, you do it BEFORE they start to rot. Seriously one of the worst smells on earth.