Rank Em- Best Single Word Insults

[UNC71-00]

For use when insulting other guys.

asshat
douchenozzle
fukstick
knucklehead
jackass
Son
slapdick

Feel free to add your own and eliminate my suggestions. Need 7 total entries to be eligible for prize.

 

[coryfly]

Dukie

 

[heelz2345]

I think my 7 most used one word insults (spelled in ways that should still be understandable but pass the censors) would be

Dickhead
Motherfukker
Azzhole
Dip$hit
Jackass
Jerkoff
Cocksukker

 

[uncboy10]

I love that these are pretty much all two word phrases smashed into one word lol

I don't know what else I'd expect from a bunch of dipshits

 

[heelz2345]

I love that these are pretty much all two word phrases smashed into one word lol

I don't know what else I'd expect from a bunch of dipshits

Compound words are still one word, so in other words

 

[jbradsh1]

Those can all be compliments when you drop a birdie on your opponent on the golf course

 

[tarheel0910]

I think my 7 most used one word insults (spelled in ways that should still be understandable but pass the censors) would be

Dickhead
Motherfukker
Azzhole
Dip$hit
Jackass
Jerkoff
Cocksukker

Let's test the censors

Mother****er
Asshole
Dipshit
Cocksucker

 

[heelz2345]

Let's test the censors

Mother****er
Asshole
Dipshit
Cocksucker

Hm, only the one. Good to know, cocksucker.

 

[tarheel0910]

Hm, only the one. Good to know, cocksucker.

Glad I could help mother****er.

 

[uncboy10]

This thread is the perfect distillation of all that is OOTB. Maybe we should pin it at the top like our own rules of conduct.

Rule 1: GFY you cocksucking dipshit

 

[TarHeelMark]

Sons-a-bitches

 

[TarHeelMark]

Icehole

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Chotch is one of my go-to insults, as is prick.

I’m always a fan of someone with a proper British accent dropping a “wanker” too.

 

[carolinablue34]

chucklehead
numbnuts
moron
jack wagon
douche fag
douche knocker
peckerwood
jerkass
asshole

 

[gunslingerdick]

5 Star thread

Additions:
Dillhole
Sombitch
Idiot
Rube
Buttface
Fag
Yayhoo

 

[coryfly]

^Yeah, idiot is the only one I really use on any sort of consistent basis. I just don't throw insults around that often.

 

[GACMAN]

numbnutz
moron
prick
jerkoff
puta
jackazz
cocksukker-I believe this is the ultimate putdown so I save this for special situations!!!!

 

[nctransplant]

You pricks are a bunch of retards.

 

[gunslingerdick]

You pricks are a bunch of retards.

"retards", while certainly not PC, is definitely an awesome one. I usually just go with "'tard".

 

[nctransplant]

"retards", while certainly not PC, is definitely an awesome one. I usually just go with "'tard".

This is OOTB, PC does not apply.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Obviously you don't say it to a homosexual-American, but it feels pretty good to drop a "faggôt" on someone in the heat of an argument. Otherwise, "fukker" feels pretty good, too, especially when preceded with the highly condescending "listen."

"Listen, fukker..."

 

[nctransplant]

Obviously you don't say it to a homosexual-American, but it feels pretty good to drop a "******" on someone in the heat of an argument. Otherwise, "fukker" feels pretty good, too, especially when preceded with the highly condescending "listen."

"Listen, fukker..."

What don't you call the gheys?

 

[heelz2345]

What don't you call the gheys?

******

 

[toophly1124]

Fagwagon

 

[notashelbyfan]

****

 

[notashelbyfan]

****

Shit

 

[notashelbyfan]

Cun*

 

[tarheel0910]

Cun*

Test: ****

 

[tarheel0910]

Interesting that **** and **** are blocked, but not shit or damn. Guess those are only considered PG-13 words.

 

[tarheel0910]

Given the fact I have a 7 and 5 year old running around, the most used insults in my household are a little different than the ones in this thread.

 

[heelz2345]

Given the fact I have a 7 and 5 year old running around, the most used insults in my household are a little different than the ones in this thread.

Poopyhead

 

[TarHeelMark]

Piss-ant

 

[TarHeelMark]

Cun*

Not a one word insult, but very effective when needed..

Cuntasaurus Bitch