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Rank 'em - things people fear

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Rank these scary things in order from what you fear most to what you fear least.

heroin
radical islamists
transgender people
statistics
poasts from strum
the possibility of OOTB going away
whores
bullies
Rank 'em threads
 
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Is this a fun or serious thread?

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Oh nice - a thread that will free from Strum (since he doesn't fear anything at all - I don't think he can rank his fears).

radical islamists
bullies
heroin
poasts from strum
the possibility of OOTB going away
Rank 'em threads
whores
transgender people
statistics

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Rank these scary things in order from what you fear most to what you fear least.

heroin
radical islamists
transgender people
statistics
poasts from strum
the possibility of OOTB going away
whores
bullies
Rank 'em threads

whores - I love them so that's scary.
heroin - goes with the whores.
radical islamists - they hate me so a healthy dose of fear here is good.
transgender people - they are too powerful to be such a small minority.
Rank 'em threads - they put me on the spot.
the possibility of OOTB going away - acknowledging fear of a good thing going away.
statistics - the truth can be a little scary.
bullies - these folks don't scare me much, so they are way down here on my list.
poasts from strum - he loves me so how could I fear him.
 
Why would anyone fear whores? There is nothing scary about them. Then again, I'm always high on cocaine when I'm with whores. That might be suppressing my fears and I just don't realize it.
 
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Why would anyone fear whores? There is nothing scary about them. Then again, I'm always high on cocaine when I'm with whores. That might be suppressing my fears and I just don't realize it.

Related but not related - why do people associate whores and coke? Frankly, they're a terrible match. Trying to have sex all coked up is like watching a bird trying to pull a worm out of the ground.
 
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Related but not related - why do people associate whores and coke? Frankly, they're a terrible match. Trying to have sex all coked up is like watching a bird trying to pull a worm out of the ground.
I wondered about that. It seems it would work against you since the blood is going the other way.
 
1) the possibility of OOTB going away - please see my sig

2) Rank 'em threads - my immediate thought: "great, I have homework"

3) radical islamists - only a matter of time before one of them finds a way to kill 1,000s of innocents

4) bullies - the psychological abuse is far worse than any physical beating I've ever endured

5) poasts from strum - he's really starting to worry me

6) whores - could use one right about now

7) heroin - I'm intrigued

8) transgender people - meh

9) statistics - have we met?
 
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