Use whatever criteria you'd like. Justify your answer. The candidates, alphabetically:
Alaska
California
Florida
Hawaii
Louisiana
Nevada
Utah
West Virginia
Alaska
California
Florida
Hawaii
Louisiana
Nevada
Utah
West Virginia
Rank 'em: Weirdest States
- Thread starter Raising Heel
- Start date
Florida -- Definitely the weirdest. The grey hair invasion, the weird news stories, the mix of Yankee trash, redneck trash, ghetto trash; and of course, Miami.
Alaska -- why is it a state, other than a barrier against a Russian invasion? Or maybe from Kamchatka? Don't sleep on Kamchatka, it's on the Risk board. Plus I met a dude from Alaska once. He was weird. Plus it's Antarctic-y but doesn't have any penguins. Like what the f***, Alaska?
West Virginia -- besides Huntington and Charleston and Snowshoe, no one really knows what goes on in this state. It's like the women's locker room of states. Some crazy shit might be going on, but we'll never know; plus people only exit, no one ever enters.
Utah -- tourist skiing towns, Mormons, and acres of unusable land. Yikes guys.
Nevada -- Acres of unusable land like Utah, ghost towns, and Las Vegas. Fun fact, besides Las Vegas and 6 people in Reno, no one actually lives in Nevada. It's a ghost state. Spooky.
Louisiana -- The bottom half is under water, the top half has a third-rate casino town and then a bunch of timber and farmland. Plus a bunch of Louisianans speak French or some derivative. Can't trust 'em; won't trust 'em. I would've put Louisiana further up the list of weirdness, but I was afraid some Creole witch-doctor in Cut Off was gonna make his retribution on me with a crude doll and a bunch of needles. OW, WHAT JUST POKED ME?!
Hawai'i -- pronounced 'Ha-VY-ee.' Only Howlies pronounce it 'Ha-WHY-ee.' It's basically one big tourist trap with some volcanoes and a made-up Mickey Mouse language. Mahalo.
California -- too big to be a state. Needs to be split into thirds: North, Middle, South. Then all three need to be sunk into the ocean, or given a push until they drift off towards Japan. Besides Los Angeles and San Francisco, Cali isn't that weird. Just super liberal.
Alaska -- why is it a state, other than a barrier against a Russian invasion? Or maybe from Kamchatka? Don't sleep on Kamchatka, it's on the Risk board. Plus I met a dude from Alaska once. He was weird. Plus it's Antarctic-y but doesn't have any penguins. Like what the f***, Alaska?
West Virginia -- besides Huntington and Charleston and Snowshoe, no one really knows what goes on in this state. It's like the women's locker room of states. Some crazy shit might be going on, but we'll never know; plus people only exit, no one ever enters.
Utah -- tourist skiing towns, Mormons, and acres of unusable land. Yikes guys.
Nevada -- Acres of unusable land like Utah, ghost towns, and Las Vegas. Fun fact, besides Las Vegas and 6 people in Reno, no one actually lives in Nevada. It's a ghost state. Spooky.
Louisiana -- The bottom half is under water, the top half has a third-rate casino town and then a bunch of timber and farmland. Plus a bunch of Louisianans speak French or some derivative. Can't trust 'em; won't trust 'em. I would've put Louisiana further up the list of weirdness, but I was afraid some Creole witch-doctor in Cut Off was gonna make his retribution on me with a crude doll and a bunch of needles. OW, WHAT JUST POKED ME?!
Hawai'i -- pronounced 'Ha-VY-ee.' Only Howlies pronounce it 'Ha-WHY-ee.' It's basically one big tourist trap with some volcanoes and a made-up Mickey Mouse language. Mahalo.
California -- too big to be a state. Needs to be split into thirds: North, Middle, South. Then all three need to be sunk into the ocean, or given a push until they drift off towards Japan. Besides Los Angeles and San Francisco, Cali isn't that weird. Just super liberal.
West Virginia - What can be weirder than inbreeding?
Florida - Too much diversity and overall weird people
Alaska - Probably should be Canada
Hawaii - Too far away
Nevada - It has Vegas, so it's weird
California - Hippies
Utah - It has mountains and stuff. Cool by me.
Louisiana - The place has good food, so that's all I care about.
Florida - Too much diversity and overall weird people
Alaska - Probably should be Canada
Hawaii - Too far away
Nevada - It has Vegas, so it's weird
California - Hippies
Utah - It has mountains and stuff. Cool by me.
Louisiana - The place has good food, so that's all I care about.
Well, since I've only been to Florida and once through Louisiana, and am only going on stereotypes, I'll let these gifs do the talking. In alphabetical order.
Alaska:
California:
Florida:
Hawaii:
Louisiana:
Nevada:
Utah:
West Virginia:
(From the very underrated Tucker & Dale vs. Evil)
Alaska:
California:
Florida:
Hawaii:
Louisiana:
Nevada:
Utah:
West Virginia:
(From the very underrated Tucker & Dale vs. Evil)
Florida - for having so many different kinds of weird.
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