Okay fellas... I am wanting to give some way overdue payback to my dear, sweet uncle who has been pulling little pranks and scares on me for-dang-ever! Yesterday I was having a very large tree cut that had over time split into almost two trees with one of those tree size branches extending over my house. Because I am so terribly afraid of storms, I am always afraid the wind would eventually knock it out and onto my house it would fall.
So as the guys were cutting it from the top down, I could not even watch because it was giving me major anxiety so I just decided to go inside and if they screwed up, I'd just go with the house because I really cannot deal with crap like that LOL.... my crazy uncle was outside watching (and as he calls it, helping lol, I call it telling them how to do THEIR job) and decided it would be funny to scare the bejeezus out of me. I had walked out to see how far they had gotten on the tree and noticed they were about to start on the really major part that scared me the most so I scooted back in there, winking at him with the "oh Lord, I cannot deal with this, I'm outta here" look.
A few minutes later I hear this horrible, loud crashing, beating sound on my house and I and my little nutcase Yorkie are both freaking out! The cat just looks up.... no big deal! lol I run out there.... my dang uncle took something and made that noise on purpose to scare me. Those guys were out there laughing their butts off at me!
WELL.... I am going to wait a week or two for him to forget about this little incident and then I am going to get his butt back! I thought about asking to use some of his fancy schmancy saws in his wood shop and making it look like I cut the ever-loving crap out of my hand or something... but not sure I can pull it off because he hovers over me when I use his tools because obviously he thinks I will mess up! haha And I also thought about doing something with the pool but not sure what...
Help me think of some way to pay this butthead back! LOL I don't want to cause him to have a heart attack and die. He is almost 70. But I have to do something and it has to be really, really good! xoxo
So as the guys were cutting it from the top down, I could not even watch because it was giving me major anxiety so I just decided to go inside and if they screwed up, I'd just go with the house because I really cannot deal with crap like that LOL.... my crazy uncle was outside watching (and as he calls it, helping lol, I call it telling them how to do THEIR job) and decided it would be funny to scare the bejeezus out of me. I had walked out to see how far they had gotten on the tree and noticed they were about to start on the really major part that scared me the most so I scooted back in there, winking at him with the "oh Lord, I cannot deal with this, I'm outta here" look.
A few minutes later I hear this horrible, loud crashing, beating sound on my house and I and my little nutcase Yorkie are both freaking out! The cat just looks up.... no big deal! lol I run out there.... my dang uncle took something and made that noise on purpose to scare me. Those guys were out there laughing their butts off at me!
WELL.... I am going to wait a week or two for him to forget about this little incident and then I am going to get his butt back! I thought about asking to use some of his fancy schmancy saws in his wood shop and making it look like I cut the ever-loving crap out of my hand or something... but not sure I can pull it off because he hovers over me when I use his tools because obviously he thinks I will mess up! haha And I also thought about doing something with the pool but not sure what...
Help me think of some way to pay this butthead back! LOL I don't want to cause him to have a heart attack and die. He is almost 70. But I have to do something and it has to be really, really good! xoxo
