Sanford & Son - Buy No More

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelMark]

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Well played

 

[BillyL]

Always loved that truck . .

 

[TarHeelMark]

Well played

And... I was completely sober (when I OP'd). Now... not so much.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

And... I was completely sober (when I OP'd). Now... not so much.

Sounds like you're having a good Saturday my friend!

 

[TarHeelMark]

Sounds like you're having a good Saturday my friend!

Ya, working on it. Now if I can just get a couple glasses of wine in the wife and take advantage of the ~ 30 minute "window of opportunity".

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Ya, working on it. Now if I can just get a couple glasses of wine in the wife and take advantage of the ~ 30 minute "window of opportunity".

Yikesss. Marriage sounds rough. I'm gonna get laid tonight by a girl I'm not even dating

 

[BillyL]

Yikesss. Marriage sounds rough. I'm gonna get laid tonight by a girl I'm not even dating

She'll be disappointed I'm sure, but, at least a little richer . .

 

[tarheel0910]

She'll be disappointed I'm sure, but, at least a little richer . .

 

[UNC71-00]

Yikesss. Marriage sounds rough. I'm gonna get laid tonight by a girl I'm not even dating

You get her for 1 hour or does she give half hour rates?

 

[tarheel0910]

You get her for 1 hour or does she give half hour rates?

Half hour? What are they going to do with the other 28 minutes?

 

[UNC71-00]

Half hour? What are they going to do with the other 28 minutes?

Commiserate about basketball only fans and low attendance at football games?

 

[Hark_The_Sound_2010]

Commiserate about basketball only fans and low attendance at football games?

Sounds like textbook pillow talk.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Thanks for the love, dickholes.

 

[UNC71-00]

Couldn't close the deal last night, huh? Not to worry, all of us old married fukkers couldn't either.

 

[TarHeelMark]

Couldn't close the deal last night, huh? Not to worry, all of us old married fukkers couldn't either.

Yeah ... that window closes quickly.

 

[UNC71-00]

Yeah ... that window closes quickly.

I thought @UNC '92 had a shot and then he started eating Fruity Pebbles w/ whole milk out of a cake mixing bowl.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

Couldn't close the deal last night, huh? Not to worry, all of us old married fukkers couldn't either.

Nah, I closed the deal

 

[UNC71-00]

Nah, I closed the deal

You are awfully angry then for a man who got laid last night

 

[UNC '92]

I thought @UNC '92 had a shot and then he started eating Fruity Pebbles w/ whole milk out of a cake mixing bowl.

My shot ended around noon yesterday.

 

[TarHeelNation11]

You are awfully angry then for a man who got laid last night

I'm at work on a Sunday.