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Sharing food

Terror Beard

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How do y'all feel about this? Are you somebody that has no problem sharing your food or drink? Are you someone that under no circumstances will share your food or drink? Or you'll share, but only with family?

I'm pretty easy about this. I don't mind sharing most foods. But I will not - under any circumstances - share any dairy based food. That goes for anyone - wife, kids, homeless people. So don't ask for a bite of my ice cream or cereal. That's just gross.

Anyone?
 
If you touch my food, I will make it my personal mission to make your life hell. You will wish you were dead if you even think I will share my food with you.

Ok, I respect that. But why? Is it because you want it all to yourself (you selfish bastard) or is it because it grosses you out to eat or drink after someone else?
 
My wife is the only one that gets to share my food cuz she gives me, you know, the sex.

But you have a point about cereal, I think I'd be creeped out if she just took my spoon and went in on my cheerios.
 
My wife is the only one that gets to share my food cuz she gives me, you know, the sex.

But you have a point about cereal, I think I'd be creeped out if she just took my spoon and went in on my cheerios.

Cheerios? Honey Nut, Apple Cinnamon, or just regular? Hey,...that gives me an idea...we should have a cereal tournament where we decide the greatest cereal of all time. What do y'all think?
 
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I love tapas style meals because you get to try a little of everything. I encourage people to try what I’m eating.

People who are weird about food sharing probably desire to wear the skin of their slain victims.
 
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Cheerios? Honey Nut, Apple Cinnamon, or just regular? Hey,...that gives me an idea...we should have a cereal tournament where we decide the greatest cereal of all time. What do y'all think?

Some radio show did a cereal tournament recently. I'm actually shocked it hasn't happened here yet (unless you were being sarcastic).

Apple Cinnamon is the best Cheerio and I'll die on that corner.
 
(unless you were being sarcastic).
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Apple Cinnamon is the best Cheerio and I'll die on that corner.

You shut your whore mouth. Honey Nut all day, beotch.
 
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Cereal rocks my world. Ever since the whole Celiac crap began, I have a new found appreciation for Rice Chex. That stuff is cereal crack, especially the cinnamon version. Honey Nut Chex is a staple as well.
 
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Cereal rocks my world. Ever since the whole Celiac crap began, I have a new found appreciation for Rice Chex. That stuff is cereal crack, especially the cinnamon version. Honey Nut Chex is a staple as well.
I recently did the Celiacs blood test and it came back negative. Have an endoscopy tomorrow to try and figure out why foods like grains, beer, etc crush me.
 
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Non-Celiac gluten intolerance would be my guess.

Shit sucks man. I have assholes tell me that its in my head or I'm trying to be trendy. I fvcking love pizza and beer. I still eat it at times, but I pay for it.

Wow, sex 2 of 3 days for you, congrats(yes oral counts).

This was pretty good. I gave an audible chuckle.
 
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How do y'all feel about this? Are you somebody that has no problem sharing your food or drink? Are you someone that under no circumstances will share your food or drink? Or you'll share, but only with family?

I'm pretty easy about this. I don't mind sharing most foods. But I will not - under any circumstances - share any dairy based food. That goes for anyone - wife, kids, homeless people. So don't ask for a bite of my ice cream or cereal. That's just gross.

Anyone?

Depends on the food and person. If in any way their mouth contacts my food it has to be family.

CC
 
Shit sucks man. I have assholes tell me that its in my head or I'm trying to be trendy. I fvcking love pizza and beer. I still eat it at times, but I pay for it.

I was going to post a gif of the guys dick flying off via the South Park episosde, but I'm not sure how safe for work that is, and I don't want to get anyone in trouble. Anyone know how to use the "NSFW" key that I've seen on here?
 
I was going to post a gif of the guys dick flying off via the South Park episosde, but I'm not sure how safe for work that is, and I don't want to get anyone in trouble. Anyone know how to use the "NSFW" key that I've seen on here?

You click the + sign next to the smiley, image, and media icons when typing a poast
 
Looks like I'm doing it wrong. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be transparent with my spoilers.
 
Just a few of the foods I will gladly share with anyone who asks:

Liver pudding
Potted meat
Olive loaf
Grits
Chitterlings
Sloppy joes
Pop-Tarts
Tater tot casserole
Gumbo
Yams
Rocky Mountain oysters
Chicken gizzards
Mayonaise
Pickles
Meatloaf
Anything from Wendy's or Jack in the Box
 
God i love cereal and i miss it. I’m also certain that it and soda account for 90% of the obesity epidemic and bad health in children. We cant have nice things.
Didn’t CC Sabathia lose like 40lbs by giving up cereal?
 
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