What is the best possible fap?
I submit: You mow the yard on a nice sunny day, get all the edging and details done, then wash off all the sweat and clippings in the shower along with an ice cold shower beer. Plop down in the hammock in the middle of your freshly groomed kingdom with nothing else to do and no one to bother you for at least an hour. It's the sense of smug satisfaction that puts this fap over the top.
Runner up: You're in college and you've stayed up playing video games with your roommates until the wee hours but you have to go to your 8 o'clock class. Afterward you zombie walk back to the dorm/apartment, step inside the door, and fall face first into your bed. If you're on top of your fap game you tuck your arms under your chest so that they'll fall asleep and start tingling, finishing you up just in time to make your 11 o'clock. This fap ranks highly primarily for its dead-to-the-world factor. Your roommate could be testing airhorns and it wouldn't matter.
I submit: You mow the yard on a nice sunny day, get all the edging and details done, then wash off all the sweat and clippings in the shower along with an ice cold shower beer. Plop down in the hammock in the middle of your freshly groomed kingdom with nothing else to do and no one to bother you for at least an hour. It's the sense of smug satisfaction that puts this fap over the top.
Runner up: You're in college and you've stayed up playing video games with your roommates until the wee hours but you have to go to your 8 o'clock class. Afterward you zombie walk back to the dorm/apartment, step inside the door, and fall face first into your bed. If you're on top of your fap game you tuck your arms under your chest so that they'll fall asleep and start tingling, finishing you up just in time to make your 11 o'clock. This fap ranks highly primarily for its dead-to-the-world factor. Your roommate could be testing airhorns and it wouldn't matter.
